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Moron of the Month #1 Revealed
By samantha | January 31, 2009
This month’s moron is, of course, Oprah Winfrey. No one got it regardless of how obvious it is that she’s a moron, so there is no link to give this month.
And, she is the moron this month even though I don’t know who it should be more - her or her fans/followers?
Nah, it’s still Oprah.
And, she’s a moron for so very many reasons. First, and foremost, she is PETA’s Person of the Year 2008 for crying out loud. Anyone associated with that cr*p is a moron right from the get-go.
And, to top it all off, PETA tried to get Oprah to pose nude for the activist cult.
“…if she doesn’t pose, her animal-loving friends and fans will be infuriated.”
If she does, however, I will blow chunks along with everyone else. EWWWWW!
And, speaking of weighty issues, I’m am so sick and tired of hearing about this moron’s roller coaster ride of diet problems. She’s fat, she’s thin, fat, thin, fat, thin. Who cares already, just get her off the screen. I mean, this is a woman who’s buying the Discovery Health Channel to create the OWN channel: the Oprah Winfrey Network. Miss Chunky PETA 2008 is creating her own health network?
If she could only follow her own advice….
Enough with the yo-yo; the billionaire can afford a constant trainer, can’t she? I mean, if she wants to be thinner, then stick with it. Just stick to anything, but stop the yo-yo’ing. We’re all getting dizzy and nauseous.
But, aside from all that, I think there are two major reasons why Oprah deserves to be called the moron of the month: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz. I mean, seriously, could daytime tv get more pathetic? And, the fan-base. Don’t get me started. Those are the ones who seem to be highly educated and chock-full of logic and common sense *heh - they’re about as brilliant as they come, aren’t they?
I mean, they’re obsessive to the point of mauling fellow Oprah worshippers, like Orit Greenberg, just to get a seat at the show and the coveted freebies she gives, as well.
“Greenberg says that she, along with an ‘excess number of patrons’…were told to enter the studio and sit ‘where they wanted, causing a stampede. She says was pushed down a flight of stairs as the rabid fans ‘rushed the gate’ while pushing and shoving one another.”
All that for lousy gifts like a $1000 dollar debit card that can only be spent on charitable causes.
Nice. So, those fabulous “gifts” are actually “tax write-offs” for the celeb moron. I think we could have figured that one out on our own, but talk about feeling cheated as an audience member.
Although…, maybe it serves them right for actually appearing as audience members.
Lol.
I think the thing that seals it for me is the way she “didn’t” use her show as a platform for the election of Barrack Obama.
Ya right. As if disallowing Sarah Palin to appear on the show wasn’t a subtle way of saying, “vote for Obama”. And, as if throwing her money into the Obama campaign and appearing everywhere with him wasn’t platform. It may not have physically been on the Oprah stage, but the win was so, definitely, all about her tv persona, the show, and all the money that came with it.
Someone, please, put her back on her leash and put her back in the dungeon. I’m just done with watching her turn politics into a sham. Kinda like the way the women from The View gave McCain the shabby treatment. Appalling.
So, yes, Oprah, you do deserve to be the 1st Moron of the Month. Our only hope is that this is true: The Oprah Winfrey Show will End in 2011. I think Obama’s mantra is well suited here: we can only hope.
But, who knows, maybe you’ll eventually acquire the glorious MOTY award of 2009.
More on the Moron:
Oprah’s Tears For Suicide Bombers
Third Moon of Oprah Discovered
Maui Wowie
Oprah Poops Out Again
Oprah Pooped On This Time
Oprah Fooled Again by Fake Love Tale
A Sighting Rarer Than Sasquatch …
Something to really disgust you: Extra Toe-prah Winfrey?
THIS WEEK’S SYNDICATED COLUMN: Oprah’s Book Snub
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EWWWWW
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February 2nd, 2009 at 1:59 am
My wife calls Oprah “The Queen of the New Age Witches.”
Oprah posing nude?
Who in their right mind would want to see her naked anyway.
Would strike a man blind!
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Mark S. - Even Stedman won’t admit to that on camera, lol.
February 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Oprah taught me about Spanxs and S shaped shit, I don’t know if I could ever betray her by agreeing with this post.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
darcy - Just wait, those spanx that were so “fantastic” will turn out to cause some horrible and painful internal deformity years down the road for those who wore them. Kinda like the corsets. Flaunt what you’ve got; don’t hide it!
And, when it comes to Oprah’s poop, I don’t want to hear it, literally (or see it, smell it, or be any part of it at all).
Ew!
Lol
February 8th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Someone once asked me, “Did you hear? Oprah got arrested at the airport!”
I said, “Really? What happened?”
“She was caught with 300 pounds of crack.”
Thought I’d die laughing.
February 8th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Mark S., I could have lived without that image.
February 8th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
I want to know where Oprah gets her special pounds. If she weighs 200 pounds, she must be using special billionaire celebrity pounds that weight 2 and a half ordinary-person pounds each.
I also have to laugh at the idea that she’s been “disguising her weight” on the covers of her magazines. Photoshopping your face longer and your hair wider does not disguise pork.
February 8th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Lol, Clever, I’m not even going to touch that one.
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Someone once asked me, “Did you hear? Oprah got arrested at the airport!”
I said, “Really? What happened?”
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Thought I’d die laughing.
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