The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Apparently, body parts can have a purpose even after they aren't attached to us any longer. Get this, a man named Ezekiel Rubottom had his foot amputated, but chose to keep the member in a bucket of formaldehyde on his front porch as a piece of art. What's more is that police seized the "artwork" from the man after a complaint was called in to them about some children seeing a severed foot on some guys porch. The police confiscated the foot to make sure that it wasn't a part of a crime - you know, it's not every day that my foot goes out on its own and holds up a bank. Ok, lame attempt at a joke. At any rate, the foot was properly returned to Rubottom once the foot could be cleared of all criminal activity and it is now safely sitting back on the porch in its... rightful place? Guess the police really had their foot in their mouth on this one. Boy talk about someone with a foot fetish. I guess with it being a piece of art, there's nothing like a really good foot message. Talk about being foot loose and fancy free. Ok, ok, I'm done.

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