The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsTop 10 Thing NOT To Say To Your Boss:
Here's a Top 10 List of things NOT to say to your boss:
1. Why don't you do it?
2. You're looking a little plumper than usual, eh tubby?
3. No! Damn it, no!
4. Oh, geez eh, you need some mouthwash!
5. You know I've always had a fantasy about sleeping with my boss.
6. Either you've had a sh*tty day, or you forgot to wipe properly again, sir.
7. Ya, ya, ya, ya... I'll take the extra assignment. I'm so high right now, I'll do anything.
8. Wow, is that your husband's picture on your desk. He looked much uglier/balder/fatter when I met him.
9. I'm calling in sick today because I'm just not feeling it.
10. Come on. Is this meeting over yet, or what? I'm losing my buzz here.
Bonus: So, it's alright to look at porn on the net while we're working, right?
Comments
Damn, i've just got to use at least one of those during my working life. It's the dream! The holy grail of office drones everywhere. Of course, I might just wait til my last day..
Posted by: drogidy | October 3, 2005 11:09 PM