The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsFrat Boy Tommy Lee?
And you thought it couldn't get any worse. TV reality has indeed hit a new low as Tommy Lee Goes To College.
And the first episode on the agenda: pimp my dorm room, as he spreads his new room with leopard print sheets, a minibar, and a big screen tv.
And what is with that craptacular narrator, I didn't know they could make a more effeminate version of Fraser Crane, although Kelsey Grammer does make for a good Sideshow Bob.
In his first episode, Mr. Lee looks for a new roommate, and the contenders: an Asian guy with no sense of musical taste (that is, he's never heard of Motley Crue), another guy who doesn't seem to have a clue and doesn't have a Motley Crue album in his collection, or a gay snorer. The winner, some dweeb pushover named Matt that at least had an inkling of who Tommy was.
Tommy's first class: Chemistry, second class: English, and all the while, Tommy looks like a stooge. What's the point of this show again?
Oh ya, to scan some breasts over the airwaves to the guys watching. Yup, already Tommy has a tutor, and who woulda thunk it, she's a blonde sorority girl. No, that couldn't have been a set up for the show. I refuse to believe it.
I think that's about the only way to gain viewership, Tommy m'boy, 'cause this show sucks.
Comments
Ha ha haa! I'm laughing because you got suckered into watching it! Don't worry, I laugh at myself more than anybody else for things like that, but it's refreshing to find that somebody else got suckered into watching something that I didn't!
Posted by: Erasmus | August 24, 2005 03:26 AM
so...he's going to be messing around with girls old enough to be his daughter. classy.
can't wait for the first, "oh, my mom loves your band!"
Posted by: MacStansbury | August 24, 2005 06:34 AM
Umm, I only saw 1-1/2 episodes (and I hate reality TV) but I actually found myself amused by this. Especially when he was trying out for the drum-line and was obviously terribly out of practice.
Does this make me a bad man?
Posted by: tankboy | August 25, 2005 09:57 AM
I'm sorry Tankboy, deeply, because yes, you are. Lol, I could barely get through the first episode and certainly couldn't return for another.
Ew, nice call MacStansbury, almost worth watching again to see it happen... ok, no, nothing's worth that pain.
And King Erasmus, it's a great show. You've got to see it! Read Tankboy's comment, even he likes the show. Really, watch it. And tell me what you think of it. Go. Watch. Now.
*sucker*
Posted by: Sam | August 25, 2005 02:25 PM