The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Having worked in in the drive-thru section of fast food, I feel I have an admissible right to call some cashiers dimwits, especially this one... Grapevine's Ramblings.

It seems that Brandon had the misfortune of going through a fast food drive thru where the chicky-doodle behind the counter was busy chatting on her cell phone. I'm sorry, but some of those workers are so simpleminded that I'm surprised she had the ability to do two things at once, and I'm surprised she didn't ring Brandon up a party pack for 50 people or something.

Oh, you'd better believe I'll have more to come in the future on the wonders of the fast food business, and the crappola pay, and the fun of coworkers, and the craziness of the whole industry, and...