The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsIDIOTS, heh heh heh
This one's referring to Rat Blog who writes about the lab idiots dealt with on a regular basis. Sounds like your idiots are similar to many idiots found in daily life.
Idiots who cut you off in traffic just to get ahead of you, then slow down.
Idiots who budge in line at the store.
Idiots who see you grabbing for something in the store, so they beat you to it and steal the last one.
Idiots you live with who use the last of something, like drinking the last of the milk, and put it back in the fridge or on a shelf.
Idiots who never share in task work, which would make it go a heck of a lot faster for everyone if they did help out.
What are they thinking... that they're the centre of the universe?
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How about idiots that get in the carpool lane and then go slower than the rest of traffic. This one really tweaks me living in L.A. ...
Great blog by the way, Samantha. I've added you to ny news reader...
Posted by: Alan Hartung | August 18, 2005 02:33 PM
Idiots can prove they're the center of the universe for two reasons. 1) You can go an infinite distance (theoretically) in any direction; therefore you are the center of the universe. 2) If everything came from the Big Bang, then everything began at one infintinisimally small point (ie. the center of the universe); therefore, everything was once the center of the universe, including you.
Therefore, I am the center of the universe.
By the way, maybe you could add Idiots who justify being the center of the universe to that list.
Posted by: Peter Pike | August 18, 2005 02:43 PM
What about blogin Idiots?
Take Care
Michael
Posted by: Blogin Idiot | August 18, 2005 04:59 PM
I had a comment but then I realized it was just too idiotic to leave...
Posted by: Diane | August 18, 2005 06:04 PM
Lol, Diane, you're the living end (wiping tears of laughter).
One for Michael, Blogin Idiots who don't put me on their blogroll when I'd really like to be *wink wink*
To Peter Pike, as Homer Simpson says to Marge when she thinks owning an elephant is a bad idea, "I agree with you... in theory. In theory communism works. In theory." At least, some believe the big bang is a hoaky theory, but it does explain a lot about the human ego, lol.
And Alan Hartung has it right on the money with drivers. You might be interested in similar vehicle rants in my articles, "I'm going mad, Mad, Mad, I tell you" and "No, No Limits". Don't get me started again, I could write forever on sucky drivers.
Posted by: Sam | August 18, 2005 07:21 PM
lol
Posted by: ron | August 18, 2005 07:43 PM
lol
Posted by: ron | August 18, 2005 07:45 PM