The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

[Germany] Iran, we demand you stop your nuclear program!

[Britain] Please!

[France] We’ll give you an unlimited supply of French berets!

[Iran] No! Stupid American Pig Dogs must DIE!

[Britain] Oh, be nice!

[Germany] We at the UN will not stand for this, you will be warned!

[France] See how cool I look in a French beret!?

[Iran] No! Stupid American Pig Dogs must DIE!

[Britain] Oh, behave!

[Germany] Don’t make the UN mad. We are a collective body of the international community and will not stand for it!

[France] Did I mention you can tilt the beret to one side like this?

[Iran] No! Stupid American Pig Dogs must DIE!

[Britain] Oh, you aren’t playing nice!

[Germany] Did you not hear us? Hello, the UN! You should be very afraid. We have super powers!

[France] How about French wine? Ho ho hum!

[Iran] No! Stupid American Pig Dogs must DIE!

[Britain] Oh PLEASE???

[Germany] That’s it, one more chance for you, and I may be forced to do something about it.

[France] Cheese! Everyone loves cheese!

[Iran] No! Stupid American Pig Dogs must DIE!

[Britain] Who’s a sad little Iran with no friends?

[France] All three! What a combo! Beret! Wine! Cheese! Ho ho hum!

[Germany] Talks are over! We are going to go sign a decree against you! You will hear from our UN lawyers!

[Iran] No! Stupid American Pig Dogs must DIE!

[...oo...]

[France] Oh very well, we give up. You can resume some nuclear ambitions so long as you promise to be good.

[Germany] In the meantime, we will have intense UN discussions!

[Britain] We’ll let the baby have their toys back!

[Iran] Death to America! Death to the Infidels!