The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsRumour Has It: We're All Idiots
Yes, Stan, yes, we are idiots to that degree. We require warning labels that tell us, "no, don't drink that motor oil, it's dangerous" and "yes, please put the gas nozzle back in its proper holder".
We are also idiots to the extent that we still require instructions on how to wash our own hair with shampoo. "So, what comes after I put the shampoo in my hair and lather it? Oh, that's right, rinse it". Duh, h'okay, they must think we are all a bunch of Big Mooses from the Archie comics.
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Cooking Instructions: Cook Before Eating
DO NOT THAW PIZZA
Remove frozen pizza from box. (hmmm if you insist!)
Remove film and cardboard disk. (now they're taking all the fun out of it!)
I so wanted just to toss the box in the oven and have it cooked to perfection. I guess that's called Delivery :)
Posted by: Diane | August 24, 2005 05:12 AM
The topper is instructions with tampons. Really, there are people so stupid as to not know that tampons must be changed or even removed???
Posted by: DragonLady | August 24, 2005 07:24 AM
Maybe they think they're like dissolving stitches? LOL Gee if we could come up with an invention like that! we'd be millionaires.
Posted by: Diane | August 24, 2005 09:02 AM
I used this idea and a cartoon I saw on Dilbert once, for a post / giant donut with a man laying beside it, two cops lookking down.
caption: Looks Like He Choked on the Warning Label
Posted by: Dan Kauffman | August 24, 2005 10:35 PM
Lather, rinse, repeat. Where's the end to this sycle? Repeat? Does that mean "Lather, rinse, repeat" AGAIN?
Oooo, no lumps for me. Sugar makes my head hurt.
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August 25, 2005 03:18 AM