The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Ok, what the flip is with Hollywood? Does this happen in real life that you just get out of a divorce and jump into a marriage after dating for, what, a couple months, a year? I'm talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, and what an odd couple.

Pitt is a prissy boy, would be better as a runway model, and boob-raider Jolie is a reformed foul temptress raising adopted kidlings.

Maybe someone out there is doing some research on hollywood cornball marriages and will one day be able to shed some light on this bizarre affair. I thought these hollywood shotgun marriages were a result of needing publicity, you know, a publicity stunt, but these two actors are up there in terms of popularity, so it's not like they need to improve their standing.

Perhaps it's the prestige of being married to an up-and-up celebrity that they crave, so they're always marrying and divorcing, looking for better.

I don't know what the reason is for it all, but the childhood wish of being famous isn't looking that desirable to me anymore.