The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsThe Old Fashioned Way - Excluding Quebec
Alright. Admit it! You forgot to save for your children's educations, right? Last week your kids were just born and now they are hitting you up for money. You could hunker down and take out a bank loan or try and cash in some of that retirement money, that is if you are lucky enough to have a credit rating or smart enough to have put a few cents away for retirement. Like I said, you could do that... or you could try to get it like so many others have tried...
No! No! Not steal it! What kind of twisted person are you anyway!? Where do I find these readers?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here’s what I suggest you do: take a hop on over to Diane’s Stuff and enter, you guessed it, a contest. Your odds of winning are probably the same as Michael Jackson’s innocence, but if you haven’t saved up to this point the odds are you never will.
Of course, you Quebecers, with your constant election of separatist into governments, always manage to shoot yourselves in the foot – you aren’t eligible.
PS. I’m from Quebec originally, so I earned the right to make fun of it. The rest of you will have to settle for cheap shots instead.
Comments
Thanks for the link and LOL@Quebec jokes.
Posted by: Diane | August 2, 2005 03:18 AM