The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsTop 10 Worst Pick Up Lines
Here's a Top 10 List of Worst Pick Up Lines Heard Over Time:
WARNING: may be found offensive to some.
- If you and I were squirrels, I'd love to bust a nut in your hole.
- Baby, did you fart, because you blew me away!
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
- Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
- Good news, the test results are negative!
- I envy your bra and panties.
- That outfit looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- You're like chocolate pudding, you look like crap, but I bet you'll taste as sweet as pudding.
- Good news, the test results are negative.
Bonus: One cover charge $4; Getting a date drunk $50; Getting laid at the end of the night, priceless.
Comments
Forgot a few:
1) Wanna get a pizza and f**k? Wha, you don't like pizza?
2) Why you gotta be so picky, girl? I'm not!
Have a good evening.
Posted by: Patrick | August 9, 2005 06:16 PM
How about this one...
"Can I touch your belly button? On the inside?"
Posted by: brogonzo | August 12, 2005 04:37 PM
Do you cheat on your husband/boyfriend? No? Will you hold still while I cheat on him?
Rainy days are goog for only two things, and I ain't tired.
Posted by: Don | August 13, 2005 08:56 AM
Get your coat love, you've pulled!!!
Oh purlease!
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August 13, 2005 04:02 PM
Oh my god, I'm so sorry ladies...these are BAAAAAAAD!
Posted by: Jason | November 14, 2005 12:19 PM
If you've heard even half of these, Sam, I apologize for the male of the species. Maybe it's the beer.
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November 18, 2005 03:12 AM
Oh My G.. Cheeks hurt from laughing.
Posted by: Holly | November 19, 2005 01:12 AM
I've got the worst one in history:
"You know, if we made out, there's a good chance you'd get mono."
Posted by: Andrew | November 21, 2005 10:06 AM
How about this one:
Babe, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
Posted by: Wayne | December 14, 2005 12:30 AM
how about this one.......I wish I was your bicycle seat. Or better yet........of course I'll respect you in the morning........
Posted by: shoelover | December 27, 2005 10:29 AM
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or must I walk past you a second time?"
Reportedly, this one once worked...in a gay bar in Fairbanks, Alaska.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | December 28, 2005 08:50 AM
Baby, you and my dog are probably a lot alike . .
you enjoy a good bone from time to time.
AAAhhh. Ssssiiiick!
Posted by: AB | December 30, 2005 11:58 AM
How about:
"Are you illegally parked? Because you got FINE written all over you."
Posted by: Loweded Wookie | January 5, 2006 07:12 PM
got to love tht one
"U dnt sweat much for a fat girl."
Posted by: John Conarty | January 20, 2006 11:15 AM
You have one of those on there twice.
Posted by: joeseph | May 19, 2006 10:03 AM
Hey baby, why don't you sit in my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up
Posted by: Ace | July 16, 2006 08:08 AM
How About: Theres gotta be a keg in your pants, cause i wanna tap that ass.
Posted by: Sandy | September 13, 2006 06:24 PM
Wat about this one.
Did you wash your pants with windex, because i can practicaly se myself in them.
Posted by: Evan | November 30, 2006 02:16 PM
Wat about this one.
Did you wash your pants with windex, because i can practicaly se myself in them.
Posted by: Evan | November 30, 2006 02:17 PM
sr7y did not see that someone already posted that one
Posted by: Evan | November 30, 2006 02:19 PM
nice legs, what time do they open
Posted by: dave | July 25, 2007 04:59 PM
heres a visual
guy: looks at girl, then looks down at his willy then looks at the girl and says, Well it aint gonna suck itself
Posted by: dave | July 25, 2007 05:00 PM
"are you tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!"
Posted by: bob | October 5, 2007 06:21 PM
Hey baby i neeeeed you to step away from my bar your melting all the ice.
Posted by: Blair Jones | October 17, 2007 10:40 AM