The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I received this through the email grapevine, so it's not my own creation; I don't know where it came from, but wish I was bright enough to come up with one like this.

You Know You Live In 2005 When . . .

[1.] You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
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[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
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[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the T.V.
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[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
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[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
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[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends
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[9.] And... you were too busy to notice number 5
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[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
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[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity