The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsOprah Poops Out Again
Thanks to an article by No Government Cheese, we learn that Oprah thinks she's some big hot shot. Gee, didn't see that coming.
First, we hear of Oprah's summertime tantrum in Paris when a shop refused to open up after hours just to serve her.
Which was good.
I was glad someone out there wouldn't bow down to such pretentiousness. Unfortunately, the Hermes store caved and they gave a public apology, but perhaps that was only because Oprah appeared to be threatening them with the 'race card' by possibly doing an upcoming show on racism.
Check for that little bologna number some time in September.
What's worse is that she also embarrassed herself by not showing up for the funeral of Ebony and Jet magazines founder John H. Johnson. Many have deemed this a snub on the pioneering black publisher.
Oprah, however, was 'furious' about the allegation of snubbery and claims that she will do a tribute show to the man.
In her offense, Oprah was in Hawaii at the time where she was probably soaking up the rays, drinking Mai Tais, and in her arrogant way, likely refused to move her butt off the sandy beach to go to *gasp* of all things, a funeral.
For all those supporters of Oprah out there, I'm sorry... for you. Here is a little link for those who so admire the woman that they are just dying to be like her. Enjoy your new wig!
And for those who'd like to learn more about the type of intriguing episodes that Oprah supplies to her public, check out my article Plop, Plop, Not A Good Sound.
Comments
That girl is ugly as hell without her make up.
Scorpius--
Posted by: Scorpius | September 1, 2005 02:03 AM
A gazillion dollars in one's pocket tends to separate one from reality, no? I mean, it makes you think you can jet off to a different country and open closed shops whenever the hell you want too.
Posted by: Shawn | September 1, 2005 03:52 AM
I've never been much of an Oprah fan but I do like Dr. Phil!
Posted by: Diane | September 1, 2005 05:05 AM
Thanks for calling by.
Like the format of your blog!
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September 1, 2005 05:12 AM
Don't forget that Oprah cries crocodile tears for Palestinian homicide bombers, but not the bombers' victims. She's vermin.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=18278
Posted by: Dave D | September 1, 2005 05:53 AM
I have always been outspoken on my view that she is a complete phoney and will do anything for the buck. Not surprised by any of this stuff at all when it comes from her.
Posted by: Scott | September 1, 2005 07:50 AM
Thank you!!! Somebody needed to say this! Oprah's ego has become larger than life! She really does think she's God! It wouldn't surprise me to see this woman run for president, just because "she can"!
Gotta love the way she "shushes" her audience like a classroom full of five year olds too... "settle down everybody... settle down". Then she does the downward motion thing with her hands like a person does to their dog when they want it to sit.
I used to like Oprah... I can't stand her now!
Posted by: Lingo Slinger | September 1, 2005 08:54 AM
If I saw her on a beach, I'd pack her in wet towels and call Greenpeace.
Posted by: Innocent Bystander | September 1, 2005 10:27 AM
Oprah has a brand of preaching that I just cannot stand. And her audience never seems to question her perspective, or hypocrisy.
Posted by: anewyorkjohn | September 1, 2005 01:14 PM
Like Madonna, I admire Opert's sense of business. I don't necessarily agree with many of her tactics when dealing with charities or the shameless use of her audience, but that comes with the business.
Posted by: Maidink | September 1, 2005 05:51 PM
If any of you did as much for other people as Oprah. You wouldn't have time to bad mouth. But then, you're broke. - smile (in more ways than one)
Who in the heck is samantha burns? emailed a 100 people, they didn't know either.
Oh well
Posted by: Linda | September 12, 2006 10:21 AM