The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsI'm Proud To Be A WomAn!
It's so sad, I think I'm going to cry. I got this in my email the other day, and... and... I must be PMSing or something with all these flowing tears, but here is the depressing message left in my inbox:
Samanta or may I call you Sam?You are a sister, which means you have been oppressed like me. As a victim you should be a liberal--but you're not!
If you don't change your ways away from evil conservatism, I will be forced to add you to my Black List. This will be the first time that I've ever done that to a fellow womyn. Your traffic will drop as Liberals will know not to come to your site.
Check out the Black List
Don't you want to come over to the good (liberal) side? As a womyn you are sooooo welcome.
This is your warning!
True Blue
Leave your answer on your blog. I will be checking.
This message came to me from somestupidumbassiteDOTcom. Gotta love that stupid ultra-feminist crapola; boo hoo, blacklisted from some pathetic nobody. Yes, you guessed it, I hope she's reading this. Funny thing is I'm not sure if it is sarcastic or not because everything on the site is so unbelievably stupid that it's hard to fathom anyone truly believing that crap.
You know, at one point, by some unknown blogger, I was labelled as a link whore and Selfishly Asleep was labelled as a victim, both of which were later to be determined as untrue; Selfishly Asleep is too cool to be a victim, IMHO. But, this True Blue person truly appears to be a link whore as almost every article on the site practically begs you to link her from your own blogsite.
Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, yes True Blue, I'll go over to the darkside [liberal], but will continue to write article after article about conservative-type things and continue to think non-liberalist thoughts. Thanks, actually, you have helped push me closer to becoming ultra-conservative, or however you want to label it, and I'll state things like womyn should stay at home and raise 12 babies, cook, clean, and that's all they should do. Womyn have no role in society other than to please their man... errr, I mean myn.
Yes, and MR.BIG is such a chauvenistic, oppressive male that he demanded to read this article before I published it because my word isn't good enough on its own - what with being a submissive female and all. And me, being inferior, I let him, oops... I mean, yielded to his will in reading it first.
Oh by the way, True Blue, just for your information, it was a conservative politician who enabled women the right to vote here.
Funniest things about the site (which I'm not publicising as result of not wanting to support this moonbat's traffic) are the comments that conservatives have left on her site. For example, one writes after reading a list of all the liberal moonbats like Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and Michael Moore (note, True Blue, that I have only listed myn, or men),
Okay, you have just about every moonbat out there. Thanks for putting it in one place so I know where to puke. Oh yeah, don't forget to add yourself to the list you freak!
That's one, then this is someone else after,
I wish you were all in the same room too, then one shell could take you all out.
I began writing this article about how terribly saddened I was that I will be blacklisted by this moonbat. Actually, that's not really why I shed tears.
What saddens me the most, *sniffle*, is that my name was misspelled, Samanta.
PS- I added a category called Moonbat Mail, hopefully I won't receive too many, but I named this category as a a friendly tap to Moonbat Monitor.
Comments
lmfao
what a twat
Posted by: lou lou | September 14, 2005 04:21 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
Posted by: a myn | September 14, 2005 05:54 AM
sounds like something for the Moonbat Masquerade:
http://moonbatmasquerade.blogspot.com/
and yes, I'm link-whoring, get over it. I'm a worthless conservative. man. a conservatyve myn. whatever.
Posted by: MacStansbury | September 14, 2005 07:12 AM
It is indeed sad when Lybyryls replace vowels with the letter Y. But it is even more sad that they think it means something.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but the past few months have opened my eyes to something. It started when I went to a Judas Priest concert and realized, at the age of 27, I was about the youngest person there. Seeing people who are in their 40s and 50s smoking pot and headbanging just leaves you feeling somewhat nihilistic. A few months later, I saw these same people--the rejects from the 60s--recycled in the park during the "We Hate Bush" march/candle-light vigil. Sorry, I mean the cyndyl-lyght vygyl. They held signs like "End it before another mother loses her son" (which to me seems rather sexist--what about the fathers who lose their daughters?). There's just something sad about seeing a middle-aged loser who actually thinks that he/she matters and that anyone cares about the fact that they hold signs and burn candles. The signs begin with "End it" which leads me to imply they are somewhat suicidal, and the other part of me wishes they'd get it over with already.
In the end, these middle-aged stoners didn't get the fact that they have passed away and are no longer culturally relevant. They had their time back forty years ago when they were deluded into thinking that standing in a march actually effected political change (yeah, it worked so well that Nixon won re-election in a 49 state landslide, THAT's how effective those peace protests were). And now they don't even realize that all the high school kids watching them were actually mocking them. They still think they're relevant.
The same thing applies to the fymynyst movement. Most men are not sexist bigots, and most women are not feminists. Both of these facts really piss off the fymnysts, and they think in their anger that they are effective. They do not realize that they are in the ash-heap of history and than 90% of the world views them as harpies or old crows. Frankly, they have about as much impact in my life as the fungus that grows on the backside of shower tiles. It's something that's unpleasant to think about but at least it's out of sight and somewhere I'll never intentionally look.
Posted by: Peter Pike | September 14, 2005 10:07 AM
Spelling woman that way always reminds me of the Old English "wyrm" for worm, and both make me squirm! Eesh! So, if I came out as a flaming conservative, I could coup myself some good comments, and threats about a Black List? As the kids write "KEWL!"
Posted by: Georganna Hancock | September 14, 2005 10:17 AM
nutty. but no doubt you and i have both been through this before. no big. if this person is legitimate, say "blacklist away..." and be done.
Posted by: lesley | September 14, 2005 04:32 PM
Did someone really write that? What in the world???
Posted by: Jason Saultry | September 14, 2005 04:53 PM
Samanta! Are you blacklysted yet? Some people are just idiots.
Posted by: mel | September 14, 2005 06:26 PM
HEH!
Thanks for the tip, Sam!
it's nice to see that a womyn would link to an "evil, chauvanistic, oppressive," white man like myself.
Actually, that's a good idea. Maybe once a week I'll post the most insane hatemail I receive for everyone to laugh at.
some of it is just out there!
Speaking of which, I recently had a troll attack on one of my posts.....check out this fool named "tabacco"
http://www.moonbatmonitor.blog-city.com/the_racebaiting_vultures_move_in.htm
he ended up getting crushed, thanks to Diane from diane's stuff, and some of her VRWC race-baiting bashers.
Posted by: moonbat monitor | September 14, 2005 08:08 PM
http://www.aeryn.org/media/1/20050914-thegoodwife.jpg
This says it all. hahahahaha! I would have NEVER been married back then. I don't do ANY of that stuff for my husband. :-D
Posted by: Aeryn | September 14, 2005 08:20 PM
I'm shaking. Has she found my site Yet? I hpoe not. Cause I would hate for her to think of all the misspelled words might make her think I was a brother.
Posted by: ron | September 14, 2005 08:20 PM
What's a womyn?
--Jason
Posted by: Jason Coleman | September 14, 2005 10:07 PM
it's the rabid feminazis have chosen to spell "woMAN" - removing the "man" part to try and make a statement.
Personally, I think they all just need to get laid.
Posted by: moonbat monitor | September 14, 2005 10:24 PM
I feel as if I make a difference in the blog-o-sphere and I still haven't gotten any hate mail.
:(
Posted by: Tyler D. | September 15, 2005 12:00 AM
You have got to be freaking kidding me. That's so ridiculous. Some random blogger is going to add you to her non-relevant blacklist? That is the lamest thing I've read on a blog yet.
Posted by: Kelly | September 15, 2005 08:28 PM
"somestupidumbassiteDOTcom."
The link doesn't work.
Posted by: peemil | September 16, 2005 07:49 PM
Samantha,
Welcome to the world of the BlueBabe.
I post on her site now and then, just to f*ck with the few brain cells I think she might have.
Not sure, though, about the quantity.
Her double-standards regarding relationships, equality, socio-economic, and religious status are so glaring as to suggest her site is nothing more than parody, with the so-called "black list" thrown in to whore herself into more site traffic.
Notice that her photo in Blogger is stolen directly from the Cincinnati Enquirer's website - very poor netiquette, if you ask me.
In all seriousness, though, I do fear that someone will recognize her photo (someone who attends her university), read her blog, conclude that she advocates "victim" status above all personal accountability, responsibility, and consequence - and stalk her, or worse.
And the shame of it is, it may take her getting raped before she recognizes that her freedom of expression and belief MUST be tempered with managing the risk of someone who will [literally] take her beliefs as stated, and use it to hurt her.
And yes, I am 40, father to a 10yro daughter and two younger sons, not quite old-fogey, but old enough to realize that sometimes in life, the worst thing that can possibly happen is when you get what you say you want.
Kinda like the jinn in that episode of the X-Files, whose consistent comment (when someone's wish went awry and ended up killing them) was, "YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY".
Posted by: Wanderlust | September 18, 2005 03:37 PM