The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsKitten Huffing – Is Your Pussy Safe?
Hide your pussy’s people!!! You may be living next door to a Kitten Huffer! Yes, that’s right. You heard me correctly… KITTEN HUFFING! It’s a widespread alternative to street drugs that could render your pussy soul-less.
These Kitten Huffers are just out to score a wicked high and will then dump your pussy in a KRC (Kitten Recycling Center)! They have no regard for the poor pussy’s they are ingesting and are selfishly in pursuit of the euphoric high given off from the soul of the pussy (especially the Orange ones).
Here are some steps you can take to ensure your pussy’s safety:
1.) Steer clear of any googly-eyed folks with fur around their mouths
2.) Look for indentations around the mouth of the person in question. Mouth cupping marks are often visible with serious Huffers.
3.) Listen out for traps such as “here pussy pussy pussy�
If you suspect a loved one, a friend or a neighbour is Kitten Huffing, call for help. What starts off as an innocent (albeit guilty) pleasure, may turn into a serious problem that could end up taking the life of the Huffer in question.
If you have an adorable pussy that you suspect may have fallen victim to a Kitten Huffer, you must shoot your kitten in the face. I'm sorry, but your pussy is now soul-less and is no longer cute and innocent. If you would have followed my advice above, you wouldn’t be in this position would you?! Now take your bloody kitten to the KRC pronto!
Don’t believe me? Click here to learn more about Kitten Huffing.
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Take heed of Lingo's warning or THIS http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/white-xmas.php may be you! Kitten huffing is just the first step towards addiction.
Posted by: Diane | September 29, 2005 02:30 PM
Ha ha ha!! Thank you Diane! It's probably best that folks see that, I know it's not pretty... but it's a necessary precaution!
I wonder if the kitties were burned and the ashes snorted... If it would have the same effect?! One has to wonder...
Posted by: Lingo Slinger | September 29, 2005 03:07 PM
LOL You're welcome. We all need to do our part to keep society safe from such menace. As far as burning the kitties and then snorting the ashes goes, I just don't think it would be the same, but then I've HEARD that resin collected in a pipe that marijuana was smoked in is pretty potent, so I guess that's open to debate until someone tries it. Maybe we could get some folks from PETA to volunteer.
Posted by: Diane | September 29, 2005 07:12 PM
You know Diane, I also "heard" the same thing about smoking the resin from my pipe (or bud buster)... I mean "a pipe" (or bud buster).
I guess you wouldn't really get as high by snorting the dead kitties ashes... I'm afraid to get a kitten now! What happens if I get drunk one night and.... Well, you know.
I'll just get a dog.
Posted by: Lingo Slinger | September 29, 2005 09:10 PM
I have to admit I am a closet Pussy Huffer myself.
Posted by: Billy Budd | September 30, 2005 11:15 AM
Billy - kudos to you for admitting it!!!
I have to be honest, after a few shots of tequila, I could be one myself. God knows i've been close!
Posted by: Lingo Slinger | September 30, 2005 11:39 AM
:(O I have two pussies and thanks to your warning I will be gaurding them with my life.
Posted by: ron | October 2, 2005 09:23 AM