The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Mine are:

Always first on my list, a Jaguar xjsc v12: in red (like a tomato red, don't actually know what Jaguar calls that colour they have, but I like it). Here's a back end shot of my cat. I know it's an older model, but grrrrr. I don't consider this one too selfish since this car is probably well under $10,000 Canadian by now, but if you really want to throw in a lifetime supply of gas, free maintenance, and wads of cash to go shopping, I'll begrudgingly accept.

Second, I'd like to be the only person in the WORLD allowed to drive, and I'd like the law to state that no one is able to beg, let alone ask me for a ride, not even in emergency situations; no one is allowed to come within a 5 kilometres (3 miles) of me when I'm driving; and anyone whom I allow as a passenger must get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on. Furthermore, there is to be no speedlimit because since I am the only one allowed on the road, I can do as I please.

The third thing I want is world peace. Psyche! We all know that peace cannot be accomplished as long as people exist on this planet, face it, we're all power hungry and greedy deep down, so here's my real third choice. I want The Simpsons to last forever, have a new episode twice a week, and be as funny as it always has been to me with fresh ideas and great character interactions. Although creator Matt Groening and the team's hands might get sore after all that work.

Ya, okay, this last choice of mine's a bit dorky, but hey, I did get 30% Dork on my quiz.

Go ahead, try this one out for yourself. It's not as easy as it looks, if you try to veer away from the standard responses of wealth, health, and happiness.