The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsTabby Tank Up
A German inventor was believed to have used dead cats for fuel; however, this was recently denied. The inventor states, instead: " I use paper, plastics, textiles and rubbish,� but "I’ve never used cats and would never think of that. At most the odd toad may have jumped in.�
A spokesperson for the paper that implied the inventor used cats argued that "the story was meant to show that cat remains could 'in theory' be used to make fuel".
And I thought Chicken Gas was an odd article. I'm sorry, but for me cats are considered pets, and even if you enjoy eating a tasty cat or sticking one in your gas tank, I cannot follow you in that quest. I'd rather pet a feline than get around town on it's fumes: dead or alive, I just couldn't.
This was too rude for me to write, but I really wanted to title this article after a certain cat synonym plus juice.
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I'm hoping to get 30 mpg on the Tabby blend, but am tempted to use the Calico Plus for better pick-up and acceleration.
Posted by: mdmhvonpa | September 16, 2005 12:48 PM
Wow. Who would've thought? "cat fuel". Well, whatever stops our dependence on the middle east for our fuel needs I guess. But, even as a person who isn't that fond of animals(except monkeys, I LOVE THE MONKEYS!!), that would just be weird for me driving down the road at some feline's expense. But, on the other hand, I could EAT pu**y all day long(pun intended, but hopefully not too offensive)!!!
Posted by: Paul | September 16, 2005 07:22 PM
Are all of those PETA Google hits softening you up, Sam? I thought that you would be all over this new fangled cat gas! ;)
ROTFLMAO at your original idea for a post title. That is comedic gold.
Posted by: Expat | September 17, 2005 10:23 AM