The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSex, Drugs, And H+M
Anorexia, oops, I mean Kate Moss as you may have heard has been dropped from her H&M fashion contract after being caught in the drug scene.
So, I guess this means that it's okay to snort coke as long as you don't get caught because we are all aware that cocaine is heavy in the modelling industry.
Aw, come on H+M, give the poor, innocent girl a break. You had to have known she snorted the coke; how do you think she remained so scrawny all those years? I'm sure you know that cocaine is what keeps these ladies "fit", right? Heck, I wouldn't even doubt if cocaine was supplied to supermodels by companies just to keep them anorexic and nibbling on only one cracker per day.
Now, what will Moss do without her contract and her name tarnished? Perhaps since she's lost the H+M company, she can take on more challenging roles in the S+M business.
The difference is only one letter.
I mean, really, she's already been reported to get jiggy with close friends in lesbian drug-induced romps.
Daily Mail states that Moss becomes wildly sexual during cocaine abuse parties and is willing to sleep with anyone at that point. It is believed that she has even bedded her friend Sadie, as well as lured Sadie's husband Jude Law into bed with them. Jude Law, being the typical guy I guess, was said to have not liked that Kate and Sadie took off together, so Kate invited him along.
With all the clacking of bones from Kate's hips, I don't know how any of that would be pleasurable for any of them. Come on, guys, there's a keeper. You get to hang around supermodels all day, do a little Blow, and get your hips ground to a pulp by Toothpick Kate.
Comments
don't she have a kid as well? ('cause pregnancy became the in thing for models? i don't know, is it still?) what a bad influence. she and courtney love should form their own parenting group.
Posted by: lesley | September 21, 2005 01:53 PM
"With all the clacking of bones from Kate's hips"
Now there is a mental image. Eeew.
Posted by: DragonLady | September 21, 2005 02:07 PM
Cocaine is actually a very effective appetite suppressant. Not that I'd know from experience, of course.
Really! It's just something I heard!
Posted by: Dave D | September 21, 2005 04:01 PM
She's pretty creepy but I'd help her through one of her sex-capades if she just couldn't help herself! Someone's gotta do it eh?
Posted by: Peakah | September 21, 2005 04:01 PM
Dare to dream.
Posted by: abrasivist | September 21, 2005 04:16 PM
Kind of fitting that Cocaine Kate is on the Mirror. Heheh...
Posted by: That 1 Guy | September 21, 2005 04:36 PM
H&M are a bunch of douchebags. Of course she does coke.
Posted by: JJ | September 21, 2005 06:35 PM
Getting Jude Law to bang you is'nt exactly difficult now is it? he'd shag a pig if he thought it would'nt squeal on him.
Posted by: Stevo in HCM | September 21, 2005 06:41 PM
I guess she has no choice but to get it on with chicks because cocaine is known to cause erectile malfunctions! It's like the polar opposite of Viagra!
Poor Kate though... I mean as if it isn't bad enough that she has an expensive little cocaine habit to deal with... Now she has to deal with the loss of H&M & the media harassment!
Maybe if she switched to Vicodin it would be more socially acceptable and they'd take her back...
Posted by: Lingo Slinger | September 21, 2005 08:43 PM
Of course, the reason that she's being dropped by these fashion labels is not because she does Coke, it's prevalent across the industry. It's not even because she got caught.
She's being dropped because she's starting to look like a loser. Her press coverage is all negative and no one wants to be publicly associated with that.
Of course, if she was an ageing rocker like Rick Parfit or Ronnie Wood then coverage like this would probably actually benefit her career.
Posted by: theaardvark | September 22, 2005 08:07 AM