The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsSexy Brain
Research is being done by real scientists and not commercial drug companies for a change. The scientists are looking to brainscan technology to find a female form of Viagra.
The latest research suggests that a neurological solution may be what they are looking for to determine how to aid women with sexual dysfunctions. It is believed that the brain may be the answer
"because when it comes to achieving orgasms, women are more affected by mood, self-esteem and other issues of the psyche than men."
The brainscan research has also found that female orgasms shut down the pain centres of the brain and opens the pleasure centres: "the same ones that become active when people ingest cocaine - light up".
So, isn't that the solution right there? Medicinal cocaine, lol, to cure sexual dysfunction.
They say that this is only the beginning of the research and it may be several years before there is any solution. So, how many guys (and perhaps some gals) want to become scientists now?
What a job, eh, and how come the high schools don't promote becoming a scientist this way? Wouldn't this encourage a lot of young folks to stay in school? If you graduate and go on into the field of medical research, you could be analysing orgasms.
Comments
"If you graduate and go on into the field of medical research, you could be analysing orgasms."
Analysing the ever elusive and completely mythical female orgasm.
No thanks. I'd rather go in search of the Yeti.
Posted by: peemil | September 8, 2005 10:23 PM
I thought that they'd already invented one: David Hasslehoff.
And who says that females can't have an orgasm? What exactly do they have then? Has every girl that I've ever been with faked it?
I think you might have meant vaginal orgasm. The clitoral orgasm is a definite reality.
Posted by: Jason Saultry | September 8, 2005 11:20 PM
"Has every girl that I've ever been with faked it?"
Yep. It's all a female scam. See, a woman says that an orgasm for them starts in the head. Hence, the female orgasm is nothing more than a construction of their minds and not of their bodies.
Posted by: peemil | September 8, 2005 11:29 PM
erm, I don't know if it was intentional or not but I somehow appeared in your blogroll, so thank you for that.
Posted by: leeloreya | September 9, 2005 12:29 AM
I know, she did that to me too.
So here I am, commenting like a crazy man.
P.S I like the blog. Keep up the good work Miss Burns.
Posted by: peemil | September 9, 2005 01:20 AM
Would you really want to spend forty hours a week analyzing orgasms? It sounds about as entertaining as correcting the grammatical and spelling errors in scripts for porn films.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | September 9, 2005 01:31 AM
Medicinal cocaine? Hmmmm When would you have time for sex? You'd be out looking for more cocaine or waiting at the drugstore to have your script refilled. Make it an 8 ball this time please!
Posted by: Diane | September 9, 2005 07:16 AM
So they get to research orgasms AND cocaine. They must just be having a hella party right now.
I thought there was already some kind of female viagra.... or something like it anyway. http://www.healthbeat.us/upd_female/?1006
Hmmm I guess that isn't the real deal.
Posted by: mel | September 9, 2005 07:22 AM
I used to sell Viagra for Pfizer. There are researchers and providers who use Viagra for women who have trouble with orgasms. The result is not as empirically evident as with men, so it's not likely to get FDA approval anytime soon, but the women who took it swore by it. One of the researchers told me about a woman who had never before had an orgasm trying it and crying in her office on her next visit because it worked.
Posted by: Erasmus | September 9, 2005 12:02 PM
So you have the cocaine, get the droop, take the viagra, shag the girl and then continue in a vicious cycle for all of eternity.
These drug companies are truly in cahoots with the devil.
Posted by: peemil | September 9, 2005 01:33 PM
I don't ever recall a woman that I've been with saying that their orgasm started in their head. From personal research is seems to fire off... er-um... elsewhere...
Posted by: Jason Saultry | September 11, 2005 01:49 AM