The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

In Indiana, a dumb criminal, Jong H. Kim, was pulled over for speeding, but got himself in a heap of trouble for acting a fool.

The officer who stopped the man became suspicious after Kim appeared nervous and vomited, so the officer called on a police dog to do a search of the vehicle. Kim then began throwing biscuits at the dog to distract it, but it didn't work as the police dog found 75 grams of marijuana in Kim's possession.

I think this is one for forensic tv shows. This doesn't seem like a helpful tip to criminals in eluding police, though.

I imagine if he had thrown a pillow to the dog instead, he may have escaped the problem as the dog would have been too distracted humping the pillow instead of catching the bad guy.

Or, perhaps Kim would have gotten away if he would have thought logically about the situation.

He may have avoided the predicament altogether if he had thrown donuts to the police officer instead.