The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I'm sure many of you have heard this one already, but I have my 2 cents to put in.

Barbra Streisand - hereafter referred to as BS - declared a 'global warming emergency' while talking with Diane Sawyer. BS tells us that "We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," and that "there could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

Thanks, BS, for the info. We really believe your spew after reading the facts on how Category 5 hurricanes have never existed before this day. You know, I never really thought of her as a Moonbat, but I suppose all of her bulls**t stories kind of are moonbatty - I'd go so far as to call her the queen of moonbat isle (gee, I hope that's one island that sinks fast).

Funny how she’s on the enviro-wagon now. However, when her privacy is invaded because of one aerial photograph of her sprawling huge estate among 12,000 photographs as part of a Coastal Erosion Project, she gets mad and sues. Yes, let’s all save the environment, unless part of saving the environment inconveniences BS, then well watch out or you’ll get sued.

You know how most times we say to singers and actors "shut up and sing" or "shut up and act" when they are irritatingly pressing us to think and act one way or another.

Well, with Barbara moron, BS, we need to say "shut up and don't sing either - please for the love of all that it good"

Or, we could say, "shut up and get a nose job".

BS, perhaps a better looking you might make for a better personality, too, but that would just be me dreaming, wouldn't it?