The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsJust Gotta Have One?
Many people consider toilets to be unhygenic and filthy, regardless of what they are told by scientific research (mentioned in Mr.Big's article Eat your lunch on the toilet seat?).
I tend to agree since I've seen many with splattered goodies left behind on the seat - as if I'd enjoy sitting on that. Not to mention that it is true that you can pick up scabies (crabs or public lice) if it's left behind on the seat. Ew.
So, here's your solution... The P-Mate
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also on line shop : www.femalefreedom.caP-mate at Glastonbury an overwhelming success. In Glastonbury they call the female urinal from P-Company 'She-pee'. Check at www.google.nl/: "she-pee" and read all about it.
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No toilets available when in desperate need of one?
Dirty toilets?
Always standing in the wrong line?THE P-MATE OFFERS THE SOLUTION!
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Apparently, it's supposed to be the thing to have in some areas of Europe, but it hasn't taken root here in Canada and I'm not sure about the US, but I doubt it's popular there too.
So, is this a feminist reaction to feeling subordinate when going to the bathroom? We have to squat, but we'd like to stand and pee like a man, so let's make something that enables us to do so. Do some women feel inferior about having to squat? I don't get it. Or, is it that they don't enjoy using their leg muscles to hover above a toilet seat?
The only plus that I see in using this thing is that maybe now we'll be able to pee our names in the snow with the guys.
Comments
I don't know this looks like a bad idea. Your blue womyn friend might think you want to be a man.
Posted by: Jeff | September 19, 2005 02:31 PM
Heh heh, what better way to tick her off. Not only will she think I'm repressed as a woman, but she'll think that I'm so subordinate that I wish I was a man just to get any sort of leverage in society, lol.
Besides, it's probably her type of people (the hardcore feminists) who came up with this idea because they have some sort of penis envy.
Posted by: Sam | September 19, 2005 02:56 PM
Maybe old blue is turing green heh heh.
Posted by: ron | September 19, 2005 05:37 PM
Christ, I've used one of those - actually I borrowed one from a friend of mine who was going through "the transition" and was "faking it" in order to use the men's urnals.
Of course, I wasn't that impressed. Perhaps this was only because I was drunk and not very coordinated.
I can't believe I just admitted to borrowing someone else's pee utensil.
Posted by: Ada | September 19, 2005 07:22 PM
Okay, that's HILARIOUS. I don't see this taking off in the US at all, but part of me wants to try it to see if it actually works. *lol*
Posted by: Jaynee | September 20, 2005 08:33 AM
That is hiilarious. I have to tell you I saw some guys on the freeway this morning that could have used it. I saw some fellow hanging out of a vehicle in another lane. He was dumping yellow liquid from a doritos bag. It looked to me like one of them needed to go but couldn't get out of the traffic jam. Anyway, he appeared to use an old lunch size doritos bag. I bet he wished his g-f had one of these on her.
Sara
Posted by: Sara | September 20, 2005 11:32 PM
And as the punchline to an old joke goes, "The Marines taught me not to pee on my hands." Har-de-har-har....
Posted by: me | September 23, 2005 02:40 PM
A man in a bar starts trying to impress a lovely young thing, who quickly tires of his advances. "Look," she says, "I'll bet you $100 you can't pee higher up the alley wall than I can. If I win, you pay up and leave the bar. If you win, I'll pay you, and then blow you right there in the alley."
Thinking he has a sure win, he agrees, downs the rest of his beer for the extra pressure, then follows the girl and the rest of the bar's patrons into the alley. The girl demurely drops her panties, then does a handstand, spreads her legs, and shoots a stream of steaming liquid ten feet up the wall. The crowd applauds. The man, realizing he has a tougher challenge than he thought, slowly drops his trousers then pulls his pitiful thing out of this boxers.
The girl, wagging a finger, seals his doom with the gentle statement, "Hey, buddy, no hands!"
Posted by: me | September 23, 2005 02:46 PM
I used one of these at a festival in England this year. Odd? Yes. Did it work? Yes. the thing with this is, at a festival we have to queue for ages just to have a pee and the guys are in and out in seconds (nothing new there). I had 3 choices, queue, bare my bum to the whole festival. or take one of these and go against a wall like the guys and not worry about people seeing my private parts. It worked and i was done in a matter of seconds. I will be taking them to every festival i go to.
Posted by: Chloe | October 16, 2005 09:17 AM
Every day life and the difference between man and woman, is a subject that is often talked about, yet rarely written about.
It is rather refreshing (pun not intended),to learn about the p-mate invention.
With Sam's permission, I would like to blog about this myself and place the p-mate video on the myvzine website.
Posted by: Digitalblue2u | April 15, 2008 03:50 AM