The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

typical. got to shut you out so none of your eeeeevil Fox News will seep into her brain. she might hear something that's offensive!

I will admit, that last line got me stopped from thinking about politics, though.

I can only say one thing:
Remind me never to get on your bad side!

I'd wear that "blacklist" like a badge of honor. I think if yer not pissin' someone off, ya don't stand fer much. Good job Samantha.

p.s. - Tell that chick to swing by my place for a few shots of jack and a nice stiff....well....you know.

maybe she'd lighten up a bit then.

Sam, she is giving link whoring a bad name. ;-)

Moonbat monitor- ROFL!

Wait... by blacklisting, isn't she participating in the oppression of a fellow woma/yn? By oppressing you, doesn't that make her part of the oppressive phallocracy? She'd likely say that you're the one who's the oppressor as you're adopting the oppressor's ideology.

Her e-mail just goes to show that modern feminism and oppression theory generally isn't really about race, gender, uality, etc., it's about adhering to a particular ideological agenda. Those who veer from the accepted agenda are no longer considered to be part of the oppressed group and can be treated accordingly. That's why blacks like Clarence Thomas and Condi Rice aren't really black to the race-mongers. They don't buy into the accepted doctrine for what blacks are supposed to believe.

I once took a grad course in oppression theory that was taught by a radical leftist lesbian feminist. I somehow made an A even though I argued the entire way through.

As a wymin trapped in a man's body I can only concur with your correspondent.

One day blacklists will be unnecessary as will fornication which will be replaced with masturbation (always an enjoyable pursuit).

Australia will one day have a Constitution enshrining the right to bear palms (and fists if the size is right) and those who disagree will be cast adrift to make do with what Mother Nature has gifted them with - otherwise the law will intervene which isn't nice if you catch my drift?

Checked her site earlier (google is my freind) and you are not blacklisted yet.

Honestly, I would consider it an honor. I am thinking about writing a post that would get me... wait... already got one. Check out my Nuke A Gay Whale for Jesus page. Perhaps if she is reading this, she(he?) will get offended and blacklist me!

:)

dang html-strippers.

http://greg.nokes.name/nuke-a-gay-whale-for-jesus/

if she's so concerned about it, why don't she just post a comment here, make her case and list her url? easy peasy. bet she is loving all this attention though. "i noticed you didn't mention my blog in your post" and "i look forward to the day a black list is unnecessary" make me want to be on that list. sounds cool. wonder if we can start some sort of club.

Too funny! Maybe I'm just too "normal" (not that anyone who knows me has actually ever even thought of associated that word with me)... but those emails almost seem too absurd to be true. But then again, I've seen much crazier stuff out of the blogosphere, so you know it almost has to be... right?

The last line was precious.

Just sitting here trying to think what that Gary Puckett and the Union Gap song would sound like if it was pronounced with that spelling.

I swear she's a fake because I'm still not blacklisted. It can't take that long to pet pussy, can it?

Dangerous Dan - good points, couldn't have analysed it better myself.

Lesley - that club idea sounds good, any ideas on how to form one? Just for shits and giggles.

I found her blog and read some of it, and I have to say that you're really in the wrong here Sam. And you're really taking a serious risk by being put on her blacklyst. I mean, what are you thinking? Her opynion is obviously the only sane, correct opynion possible. And the spelling of "womyn" really put me in my place as a man. I think I'm going to go think about castrating myself to make her happy.

I soooo love this. lol.

Okay, so I'm reading that site, and I can't figure out -- it's so awful and poorly written, is it supposed to be parody? Seriously, is it?

Kelly,

That's exactly what I said to Sam when I first read the site - it has to be a parody. Nobody could possibly believe that crapola for real. I mean - seriously.

Which is really sad. I mean, if such stupidity exists out there and someone really believes that nonsense.

It has to be a parody! Please be one!

me personally, I'm just sick of all the "y's"

kind makes you want to just be sarcastic....

goshy, Iy juyst paiydy liykeyee 2.9y5y fyr a gyllyn of gysys! myn, Iy'm syo pyssed!

I oficially now hate the letter y.

fuck "y" and all it stands for. Sometimes a vowel, sometimes sometimes not! make up your mind you damn, dirty letter!

maybe i'm the one person who don't give a damn to even try and locate the link. if she's as daft as indicated above though... bleeeccch.

sam, like this. we'll call it the "club foot" - as we're as far down as you can go. you start 'er up, i'll spearhead the meetings and memo circulations. we'll get someone else to alert true blue to any press releases.

I can't help but hearing monty python in the background reading this one, hehe
http://www.moviewavs.com/0068546127/WAVS/Movies/Monty_Python/mp3.wav

Lesley - lol, that's great.

Kelly - awesome.

I am officially on True Blue's site as the 13th person to be blacklisted. I told TB that I proudly wear that badge of honour and that she must think I'm the spawn of the devil with such a lucky number, heh heh heh.

First time I've ever come here and it was from a link in True Blue's "Black List." In fact, she provides links to every site on her list. What she doesn't do is provide a blog roll of liberal sites.

Now you may be right about her being a link whore. And we disagree about the quality of the writing. (But then I'm a fan of the Three Stooges and Abbott & Costello.) Heck, I'm not even convinced True Blue's a woman,er,womyn. Still, I think you'd enjoy it more if you took it as parody. Which is what I am convinced it is.

Fatman - you're not alone in the query as to the sex and authenticity of True Blue. You'll note that MR.BIG, my technical support, commented on TB's site that there is no doubt it's a parody: please be one for the sake of all that's good, please.

But taking it as strictly a parody does not make it fun or enjoyable to pursue. TB makes for the perfect enemy, don't you think? TB also happens to be a loathsome malady as she spews out mucus and causes death if not reformed or doctored. Much like TB, True Blue causes chest pains, but it's from laughing too hard at her ridiculousness. Again, I say, please be a parody for the sake of all that is good, please.

Actually I look at True Blue as being the best straight...person since Bud Abbott. Though no one will ever top George Burns. Gracie Allen could crack the composure of a guard at Buckingham Palace, but not George.

But your point is taken. I stand--or more precisely, sit--corrected.

Say goodnight Gracie; we're in agreeance.

Burnsy-boy did well on his own, too, but even he admitted that she made the show.

i'd like to see this site.

can someone email the url to me.

i need a good laugh.

OMG!

just looked at that site. Too. freakin. funny. The girl is a grade-a, stark-raving moonbat.

I love how she blacklisted you, then puts a link up to your site.

DERRRRRR?????

Im gonna post there just to aggravate this crazy little "womyn." Do you think she'd get mad if I called her a "chick," or a "broad?"

I'll bet she would!

LMAO!

geez.

after reading that blog, I actually feel bad about my "insensitive" post.

She really came across to me as nothing more than a naive kid, probably early in her college years, that is just looking for some kind of issue to cling on to. Some of the things she typed - i.e. "tara reed is intelligent," I almost thought were satirical. No well-informed person believes the things she does.

Poor kid. She's just lookin' to defy authority as a right of passage.

Either that, or she's a complete lunatic, an angry lesbian, a socialist/marxist, and a sexist herself! Yeah, I'm goin' with that analysis.

I don't care is she's naive. She's still a lunatic.

darn it! I get it now. "That site" is satire, but it's very subtle and hard to notice.

almost fooled me. LOL