The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Raging Rabbits shares information on musical boob implants.

I just want to know why the person in the linked article thinks fake boobs are just decorative. They serve plenty of functions. For one, they could keep the car seatbelt in place across our chests. Another, they help women get attention from the opposite sex. Another, safety floatation devices. For women with some junk in the trunk, they serve as a balance so that she won't topple backwards. For the woman with a baby, they say that listening to music at an early age helps baby's mind grow better, so the baby can listen to music while breastfeeding and get smarter.

See, plenty of reasons.