The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsCanadian Record Breaker
Whoo ya, Canada has something to be proud of again.
Care of Canadian Expatriates, we learn that Canada now holds the 2006 Guinness Book of Records title for longest nipple hair.
20 year old, hockey playing, Tyler Ing's right nipple side is growing a black hair that is 8.89 centimetres (3.5 inches) long.
Hold you head high, Canada, you are somebody.
But, I'm worried. He doesn't do anything special to protect that hair of his. You could ruin us, Tyler, please protect the pride of Canada.
And, whatever you do, don't accidentally mistake your cologne, lotion, or deodorant for nipple hair removal. It could mean the end of your title.
Ya, they make nipple hair remover; I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
Comments
Oh, nipple hair... I'm twitching now... must find tweezers and pluck it...
Posted by: Cindy | October 21, 2005 09:03 AM
Ok, thats just nasty
Posted by: Jeff | October 21, 2005 02:22 PM
I think I may throw up. Maybe that was something I didn't need to know...
Posted by: Stef | October 21, 2005 08:51 PM
Braid it.
Posted by: ron | October 22, 2005 02:23 AM
I hope all Canadians are beaming with pride. We in America are very jealous.
Posted by: Donna | October 24, 2005 01:49 PM