The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

I bet you are trying to choke your chicken you naughty searcher, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean? I've decided to be nice to my readers and I've found a non-scam site where you can view your "needs". Just follow the link link here. Now back to the article...

Chicken choking is no longer just about spanking the monkey, as I always thought it was.

There is now a chicken toy that squawks, clucks, and flaps its wings and feet wildly when being strangled, and it is being protested by an animal welfare group. They claim that it send the wrong message to children. Michael Beatty, a spokesman for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals adds, "what's next? Burn a cat? Shoot a dog?"

I'm afraid I have little to add because it's really difficult to top this blogger's article. He says it all, from the toy being desirable because it's "very un-pc" to wanting toys that smite Michael Moore and Barbra Streisand.

Go. Check. It. Out.

And while you're there, this is also too funny from The Conservative Uaw Guy. Made me laugh.

UPDATE: I found a picture of that doll. Looks very harmless to me.