The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsHarriet Miers Senate Questionaire
Jason Coleman.com brings us the Harriet Miers Senate Questionnaire, whom incidentally was the very first commenter ever to the very first post on this blog. Err, well, Jason Coleman is the first commenter, not Harriet Miers.
Being a Canadian with no business in US politics, I thought I’d provide an alternate questionnaire that I think is vital for Harriet Miers to answer:
1. What is your constitutional position on my proposed law to banish annoying moonbat celebrities to the planet Venus - since that’s the planet of love and we all know how much they love themselves?
2. Do you believe the US constitution allows for a law requiring protesters to take a bath once and a while?
3. Do you believe the right to privacy includes the right for citizens to eat tasty animals in the privacy of our homes? Do you believe the constitution extends human rights to animals, like some nut-ball quacks out there believe?
4. Using only a 5 gallon jug, a 3 gallon jug, and water, can you tell us how to fill the 5 gallon jug with exactly 2 gallons of water?
5. Do you believe in the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of beer? I think that’s how it goes (more or less)...
6. Did the Sith Lord truly have the constitutional right to permanently disband the Galactic Senate?
7. Does Sylvester Stallone actually believe he has the ability to pull off another Rocky VI movie at 59? Would a law banning this be supported in the constitution?
8. Do you believe that the right to freedom of speech applies to bloggers? Does supporting General Zod for president constitute as an illegal campaign contribution by Dangerous Dan?
9. Do you support a constitutional amendment requiring all bloggers to link to SamanthaBurns.com whenever they mention humour of funny in their blog postings?
10. Please solve this skill testing question: 50 + 50 * 2 – 10 = ______
Comments
#5: Applying penumbras, I think beer, bourbon or scotch would apply.
#7: Not to quible, but Sly is making the first Rocky VI movie, not another Rocky VI movie. Of course, we should still outlaw it.
#10: Very tricky, especially since you didn't use parentheticals to clarify the order of the functions. But since Miers was a math major, she will probably follow the math standard of multiplying and dividing before adding and subtracting, thus giving an answer of 140.
http://www.math.com/school/subject2/lessons/S2U1L2GL.html
Posted by: KJ | October 19, 2005 10:25 AM
I think Sly should yell out "Samaaaaaaannthaaaaaa!" instead of "Adrrriiiaaaaan!" this time.
That wouldn't be so bad, would it? I'd pay ten bucks at the movie theatre to see that.
Posted by: Temujin | October 19, 2005 12:14 PM
Number 4 was in Die Hard 3. Yes I know, useless.
Posted by: Jeff | October 19, 2005 06:55 PM
fill the 5 gallon jug all the way, then pour 3 gallons into the 3 gallon jar
easy
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October 19, 2005 07:15 PM
50 + 50 * 2 – 10 = ______
= beer
Posted by: Difster | October 19, 2005 08:33 PM
1. Dropkick
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Beer must be cold
6. No
7. Yes and yes
8. Yes and no
9. Huh?
10. 190
Posted by: LargeBill | October 20, 2005 06:49 PM