The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsMen Giving Birth?
Scientists believe that it may be more of a reality than we thought that men will one day be able to give birth.
After a Canadian woman had a c-section delivery of a baby that grew outside her uterus, scientists think now more than ever that men will one day be able to have the same joy of growing a baby within them.
Ouch! I'd hate to be the first man to be the guinea pig for natural birth.
Of course, when we read this we are all reminded of Arnold Schwarzenegger's movie Junior.
I just don't look forward to seeing men if they were to breastfeed their babies, because you know with lactating men they're going to be squirting each other.
Comments
It grew outside her uterus? Was it IN anything??? HOW STRANGE!!!
Posted by: mel | October 27, 2005 09:50 AM
Just a sec baby, taste test. LOL
Posted by: MacBros | October 27, 2005 10:09 AM
I wonder what female songstress will re-record that god awful tune, Havin' My Baby?
Posted by: Diane | October 27, 2005 10:19 AM
Nu uh. I am happy being a daddy. Not willing to be a mommie.
Posted by: mice | October 27, 2005 10:24 AM
But delivering a baby out of a penis would really be a drag...
Posted by: Wayne M | October 27, 2005 11:05 AM
Interesting....and Wayne, that was funny!
I can't imagine many men would volunteer for this.
Posted by: Leesa | October 27, 2005 11:33 AM
I'm in, anything for science...
Posted by: Wayne M | October 27, 2005 12:44 PM
I blog rolled you today Samantha
Posted by: Wayne M | October 27, 2005 01:08 PM
Not even for all the money in the world!
Posted by: Genuine | October 27, 2005 01:48 PM
No birthing for this man. I'm perfectly willing to impregnate though.
Posted by: Difster | October 27, 2005 01:56 PM
Certainly a lot of men are ready to be f*cked. The world is with the feet on the head
Posted by: looking4good | October 27, 2005 01:56 PM
Hmm. This makes me worried. Men have a habit of screwing everything up.
Posted by: Jay | October 27, 2005 02:57 PM
"It's not a tumah." (Tumor) Great line from the movie.
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October 27, 2005 04:21 PM
7 million and dear do I look fat?
Posted by: ron | October 27, 2005 05:01 PM
"...same joy of growing a baby within them."
Eh... I'll skip that. I'd rather have a beer.
Posted by: peemil | October 27, 2005 06:38 PM
the perfect way to end the human race... have men carry the babies...
Posted by: Peakah | October 27, 2005 11:37 PM
This is probably every feminists' dream...
...but if I were a guy, I'd simply rather not have kids...heck, I don't wanna lose my nice figure when the world is swarming with women who's bodies were made especially for this purpose.
However, I think lactating guys would be damn sexy...and they have the nipples for it.
Posted by: Tina | July 8, 2006 01:51 AM
Hell im all for men having babies.. Hell let them know what it feels like. Men have a tendency to think they r superior anyways.. But whats funny is that you guys are too damn scared of the PAIN. HA! I say If we have been putting up with the pain since the beginning of time... its time for you to know what it felt like when your mother pushed your ass out.. I bet you'd have an ass load more respect for her afterwards.
Posted by: Raven Brenden | October 9, 2006 12:41 AM
I would like to give birth to my own baby by myself!
Posted by: Sandy | April 9, 2007 06:34 AM