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People for the Ethical Rights of Vegetables
Sponsoring Celebrities of PERV may include such dignified glitterati as Carrot Top, Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter Apple (parents of Apple need not apply), and rocker Bob Geldof's child Peaches Honeyblossom.
Why does each animal offer a yummy flavour of meat? Because they were designed to eat.
Vegetables on the other hand, are poor defenseless creatures (hey, at least animals can run/move) and veggies are horridly flavoured.
*Join the team of PERVs and just say no to plant life*
Comments
Samantha, I love it.....
Posted by: Gribbit | October 11, 2005 03:05 PM
Peaches Honeybloom? This man should be jailed. To think all his work at ending poverty and fighting for human rights and he has a child named Peaches Honeybloom. Talk about irony.
Posted by: harakiri823 | October 11, 2005 03:36 PM
I want to be a PERV! Oh wait, nevermind. That sounds bad.
Posted by: Difster | October 11, 2005 05:16 PM
Perv me baby!
Posted by: Lingo Slinger | October 11, 2005 08:21 PM
Always been a proud PERV
Posted by: J Rob | October 11, 2005 09:17 PM
A little off subject BUT! When you posted before about the celebrity baby names, or maybe it was Mel, or both of y'all- did you see what Nicolas Cage named his son????
Posted by: Diane | October 12, 2005 04:42 AM
Diane - I posted it before Cage had his baby, but ya, he's got a weird one for his kid too. I'm really surprised he didn't name it Elvis or something.
Posted by: Sam | October 15, 2005 09:14 PM
I'm trying to imagine the radical arm of PERV throwing ketchup on people wearing cotton and secretly filming people mowing their lawns.
Posted by: Erasmus | October 16, 2005 06:01 PM
This is great! Love it!
Posted by: Leesa | October 22, 2005 10:27 PM
Haha. That's hilarious. I did a post similar to that one....
http://buckeyepundit.blogspot.com/2005/03/global-organism-alliance-for-peaceful.html
Like the site!
Posted by: D-Max | November 10, 2005 07:08 PM
LOL @ Erasmus mowing lawns.
Posted by: the english guy | November 11, 2005 07:09 AM
Sam:
I am a self-described Vagitarian, does that qualify me for PERV membership?
Jus wondering?
Posted by: Mother of all Blog Pimps | May 25, 2006 04:32 PM
Every time a Vegan chomps down on a carrot, the living celss of which it is composed are psychicaly screaming.
At least the food I eat is dead at the time.
LONG LIVE PULLED PORK BARBECUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"The reason carnivores are more intelligent than herbivores, is because it does not take much mental power to sneak up on a blade of grass"
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May 26, 2006 12:33 AM
Why climb to the top of the food chain to eat veggies?
Sign me up as a PERV!
Bull*
(A meat-eatin' Bull... Hmmm...)
Posted by: Bull Jones | June 20, 2006 02:16 AM
I want to be a member of PERV too since I'm already a member of PETA (people eating tasty animals)
Thanks...
Posted by: bef | August 4, 2006 04:35 PM
I am now a member. Do I get a nice new leather premium?
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August 16, 2006 03:56 PM
Please sign me up for all the porn emails you can. I am a spammer in Nigeria. One good turn deserves another, right? ;)
Posted by: Christine in Nigeria | October 10, 2006 07:07 PM
I recently invented the "Boca Carrot", a pork/poultry simulation of the ubiquitous root vegetable, and am currently working on a "Boca Beet." The latter requires little in the way of imagination, as the heart of a calf may be used pretty much intact. My vegetarian friends have enthusiastically consumed these items, totally unaware of their true composition. Either they're really good replicas, or the vegetarians' palates have gone by the boards is unclear.
Posted by: Richard Shoop | June 12, 2007 05:31 PM