The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Yes, porns most ugliest actor has inserted his member (his mind for once) into America's most ugliest organisation. PETA and Ron Jeremy penetrate the advertisement scene to encourage speying and neutering pets.

Of all the things that should be neutered, it should have been Jeremy years ago because no woman wants to look at that (unless they are getting paid good bucks like his fellow porn "actors").

So, essentially I'm gathering that Ron Jeremy is against overpopulation of cats and dogs, and that he would like to see more people speying and neutering their animals. My interpretation of what he's saying is that sex for pleasure is okay for animals as long as they aren't breeding.

With that, I present you with a list of porn movies for pets:

Mittens Does Manhatten
Deep Throat II: That Fishy Smell Is Coming From Pussy
Great Danes Do It Doggystyle
Fido and Fluffy Get Funky
Boning Bitches
Pimping Pussy
Madame Foo Foo's Bordello
Peep Shows For Pooches
Whips, Chains, And Catnip
Rover and Rex's Romping Room