The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsRambling About Smokey
You know, every time I hear or think of Smokey The Bear, I am reminded of the time when Bart Simpson encounters a life-sized Smokey The Bear display that asks him "Only who can prevent forest fires?" and Bart responds by pushing you, which is wrong according to the display which says, "You pressed 'you', referring to 'me'. That is incorrect. The correct answer is 'you'."
Anyhow, the point I was trying to make is that Smokey The Bear actually has his own zip code.
A non-existent entity has a real life zip code.
I'd hate to learn of any other non-existing beings owning zip codes, or Canadian postal codes. Weird.
Comments
I'm pretty sure that Santa has a Zip Code too. I believe it's 99709-9998.
--Jason
Posted by: Jason Coleman | October 10, 2005 09:14 PM
how many zip codes does Michael Moore qualify for?
Posted by: Peakah | October 10, 2005 09:40 PM
Only one, but it's been SUPER-SIZED!!!
Posted by: drogidy | October 10, 2005 11:22 PM
> I'd hate to learn of any other non-existing beings
> owning zip codes, or Canadian postal codes. Weird.
You mean like:
Santa Claus
North Pole
Canada
H0H 0H0
Posted by: Scott McClare | October 15, 2005 11:55 AM
That's right, I said non-existing entity; therefore, Santa Claus's postal code doesn't count.
We all know he's real.
Posted by: Sam | October 15, 2005 09:13 PM