The Beetles
It is believed that all species of beetles are edible.
So, chow down.
And, the fetish, Formicophilia, is said to be the enjoyment of having small insects crawl on your genitals.
Put the two together, and you get one pleasurable night: dinner and a date.
*shudder*
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns






















Comments
Did you make that up? I cannot believe there is a fetish for beetles crawling on your genitals... ROTFL.
Posted by: the english guy | October 26, 2005 06:43 PM
what's funny is, that as part of my survival training, I had to eat bugs. that, or nothing. for weeks. I ate bugs, k?
brown ones taste like wood, green ones taste like grass.
weeks, Sam. weeks.
Posted by: MacStansbury
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October 26, 2005 06:44 PM
The English Guy - ya, it's for real.
MacStansbury - I guess you can be thankful the brown ones didn't taste like something else brown... if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Sam | October 26, 2005 06:46 PM
Ewww! #shudder#
Posted by: Fitch | October 26, 2005 06:48 PM
ROFLMFAO Sam!!!
Posted by: DragonLady | October 26, 2005 06:53 PM
Ewwwwwwwww!, indeed!
And, I might add, Blech!
Posted by: jimmyb | October 26, 2005 07:24 PM
Undoubtedly one of the most disgusting things that I've ever heard. ACK!
Posted by: david | October 26, 2005 07:33 PM
Why should that surprise you Rich? LOL I mean there are some people that like "golden showers". I think I'd rather have bugs crawling on me than to get pissed on.
Posted by: Diane | October 26, 2005 07:59 PM
Very nasty indeed.
There must be some beetles that are not edible.
What about those nasty ones that spray acid out of their back sides?
Posted by: wild | October 26, 2005 08:26 PM
wild: to some that's extra flavor...
I too dined on small insect creatures routinely... not for survival reasons but cuz I was a dumb boy. No, I do not have said fettish!
Small bugs on the genitals? We've always called them crabs...
*hurl*
Posted by: Peakah | October 26, 2005 08:51 PM
No one out there that's sat in the bath and let a wingless bluebottle walk aroung his knob end?
I haven't personally but I heard about it.
Posted by: Stevo in Taichung | October 26, 2005 11:25 PM
If they're cooked they taste like pork crackling.
Posted by: peemil | October 27, 2005 03:31 AM
I ate some fried grasshoppers when i lived in australia..Not to bad,Though the legs are a bit crispy!
Posted by: Barnze | October 27, 2005 07:41 AM
Oh my, such visuals :)
Posted by: Leesa | October 27, 2005 11:31 AM
I took that same course Macstansbury. I found that after awhile they really weren't all that bad. wood grubs deep fried in oil are like shrimp puffs.
Posted by: delftsman3 | October 27, 2005 05:03 PM
First of all, to all you people, um, ewww.
And secondly, since Beatles are now edible, you can "love, love them do." Hardee har har...
Posted by: Esther Kustanowitz | October 27, 2005 10:09 PM
Beetles have no flavor though. In Cambodia they cook them in fish sauce and seasame oil so they taste like crunchy fishy oil. Nothing more. Boring.
Posted by: Lonnie Bruner | October 30, 2005 05:56 PM