The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsA Canadian Gal's Dream
Japan has introduced a product that every Canadian woman will be wishing she had this winter.
A new furry, heated bra has come on the market by Triumph International, calling it the Warm Biz Bra. Apparently, the bra is "lined with material that emits infrared rays".
"The bra is also fitted with pads that can be heated in a microwave or hot water – as well as long, furry straps that wrap around the neck like a scarf and matching shorts."
Oh man, I'm feeling warmer already. They should have introduced the bra here, though, they would have sold out in a matter of minutes.
Although, I'm sure that Victoria Secret or Wonderbra would have come up with a better name for it than the Warm Biz - what's that all about?
The craziest part of it is that they are marketing it as an eco-friendly bra, claiming that it will reduce the need to heat office buildings. Lol, what a laugh. I guess in order to do that, men will have to start wearing heated boxer shorts.
We'd all better hope we don't blow a fuse because those things will be heating our naughty places. That could hurt.
UPDATE: this site has a picture and some info on the new eco bra.
Comments
Well, I guess that will show the difference between those women who really are just cold and who...
ah, nevermind.
Posted by: Ian Scott | November 15, 2005 05:16 AM
Microwaveable Bras.....actually sounds good.
And no, I am not some filthy pervert who googled "furry bras" and landed up in your site although I may sound like one but all I am is an innocent, pure 16 year old girl.
Posted by: Hobbes | November 15, 2005 06:27 AM
Oh man, there goes the high beams..... Isn't anyone worried that this may increase breast cancer?
Posted by: Jay Are | November 15, 2005 07:14 AM
Not that I would know or anything, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if you could already find heated boxer shorts at your nearest hunter's supply store...
Posted by: LDH | November 15, 2005 07:22 AM
This also comes from the poeple that invented those bathing suits that are made with fishing twine. Just because a g-string isn't slutty enough.
Posted by: Jeff | November 15, 2005 07:50 AM
Right-o on the boxer shorts, except they're actually long johns.
Posted by: Diane | November 15, 2005 08:12 AM
What effect will this have on implants? Is there a danger of a meltdown?
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November 15, 2005 09:36 AM
Maybe that stripper from your earlier post was wearing one of those. Do they come with colour-coordinated fire extinguishers?
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November 15, 2005 03:34 PM
i was thinking along the lines of warm... yeah. stuff you wake up in the middle of the night to go downstairs for.
Posted by: lesley | November 15, 2005 05:23 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm, Canada and cold winters again huh? I lived in Vancouver Canada for 33 years,never lower than -8 degrees celsius. Maybe those bras could be used in America...Alaska,its Norther than us.Norther...look it up.
Posted by: spoke | November 15, 2005 09:52 PM
Gee, I expected to see ten comments on alternate ways for you to keep warm. Well, don't think •I'm• going to start up and get labeled the online perv.
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November 15, 2005 09:56 PM
So, I wonder if I got those little heat packets that skiiers use towarm their hands and boots, and tucked them into my bra...would that work? I'll be thinking about this all night now! lol.
Posted by: RagDoll | November 16, 2005 09:21 PM