The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

It looks like extreme unicycling is the way to go for all you adrenalin junkies.

Apparently, unicycling is supposed to be better than extreme mountain biking, skateboarding, and dare I say, snowboarding. Yup, unicyclers are taking their one wheeled monstrosities to the rugged mountain terrain to show off their "sport".

And get this, there's even a convention for unicycling. I don't know about you, but all I can hear is that clown circus song that goes, "dat da dadda dadda dat da da da".

And apparently you can trick out your ride by getting one with thick tires and a heavier axle, not to mention getting the snazzy helmet and padding. Heck, why not throw in a big red clown nose and a polka dotted jumper.

But, if you are up for watching a little extreme unicycling, here's a clip (takes a few seconds), ok, kidding, that was PeePee, the British Clown (seriously, I didn't make up that name, here's his website). But, here's the real clip of some extreme unicycling.

I'm just waiting for the day they introduce extreme tandem bicycling. Wait, let me guess, they already have that, right? I know they have tandem racing and clubs you can join, but I have not seen any rough mountain tandem activity yet. And, I wouldn't mind if I never had to see that.

How about extreme pogo sticking?