The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Now that we're all "hungover" from the sugar rush of Halloween last night, I'm going to offer the guest posting for my readers if you're interested.

I think that the guest posts went rather well the last time we tried it, and I still have people willing to write on this site from time to time.

I would like to find some people who would like one or more shots at posting on my site, as well as a couple of people who will guest post for me on a regular weekly basis, and cross posting for them would be acceptable.

Your credentials must include the following:

1. Be humorous - not only know what scatological humour means, but be able to use it - although scatological humour isn't necessary.

2. Accept that I may make any changes and corrections I desire to your article being that it is my site and I am the evil ruler/dictator; however, I will consult you if the changes are what I consider significant. As you could probably tell, I'm pretty lax, so there won't likely be many, if any, issues to fret over.

3. You want to write a pro-PETA article??? HA! I don't think so. Look elsewhere to punish readers.

4. Accept that the timing, ordering and logical position of the posting is going to be random to all others except me (and even then, I wonder).

5. Accept that an editorial review process of posted facts does not exist. If you make up a fact, at least be convincing or have previous work experience at the New York Times.

6. Accept the same creative commons license as I give to my fellow patrons and give all appropriate credits when due. I don’t want to hire a blood sucking lawyer to re-write the frick’en licensing. No insult meant to any lawyers reading this site. Besides, you all know you are blood suckers.

7. Be able to accept that although I may not pick your article to be posted, I still care about you deeply.

And, of course, you must be able to accept that you will not be getting paid for this because I am a greedy underpants collector (refer to link for more info on underpants blog profits). I do link and support the bloggers who post articles and allow them to cross post, so hopefully that can make it up as a reward for writing on this site.

If you are interested in blogging on my site, please let me know by email or post a comment here stating that yes, you are in fact interested in either an occasional or a permanent position. Read the FAQ for the email address if you can't guess it.