The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Moron #7 Revealed

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Moron of the Week - 7 - Cindy Sheehan Moron of the week #7 is none other than the moonbat, Cindy Sheehan. That means that Moonbat Monitor wins it and that Holstein Grove has lost the title. And, I see that I'm going to have to make these a bit harder somehow, lol, since it took a matter of only a few hours for Moonbat Monitor to guess correctly. Ah well, we'll see if MM can hold onto the title for longer than 2 weeks straight.

Sheehan wins this prestigious recognition because she is a stark-raving mad anti-war protester who does nothing, but seek the fame of media attention all the while shaming her son after his death.

It all started after her son, Casey Sheehan, died in the war in Iraq. Near the end of Casey's role in the army, the war in Iraq began; at which point, Casey re-enlisted, knowing that his unit would be heading to Iraq. In March, his unit arrived in Sadr City, and on April 4th, 2004, he was killed after volunteering to rescue some American troops.

Okay, first of all, Casey RE-ENLISTED, which heavily suggests to me that he wanted to be in the war, does it not moonbatty Cindy? Second, the man chose to VOLUNTEER in what he would have to know was a dangerous mission. And, his father even told reporters that Casey "loved the Army because it gave him a chance to serve his country." That furthers my conviction that he, in fact, wanted to be in the war and was willing to risk it all for the sake of his country.

Foreshame moonbatty Cindy for protesting against what your son risked his life for.

To many of us, Cindy Sheehan is nothing, but a traitor to her son and his decision in life. Even t-shirts, coffee cups, mouse pads, and bumper stickers have been made to reflect that "Sheehan is Nuts" and "She wants a book deal!"

Yes, Sheehan keeps going and going and going, even though her 15 minutes of fame is long gone. Of course, as we know from other extremist groups, she might never stop with her moronic behaviour.

I don't know, crocodile tears Sheehan sort of reminds me of another ug-mo 15 minute famer, Monica Lewinsky, not for what she did, but because she's only a name now and has no spotlight on her.

It all started gaining publicity in August when moonbatty Cindy launched a camp outside Bush's Crawford, Texas ranch to demand a meeting with the president. A month later, Sheehan was arrested for protesting in front of the White House, and as she was being hauled away, fellow protesters chanted, "The whole world is watching".

Ya, the whole world IS watching AND laughing. Moron.

Did this accomplish anything? No. Did she quit after she met with the president? No. Did she get the point that the war is necessary for freedom in the Middle East and in the US and that's why soldiers are there? No, of course not. Morons don't get logic.

In August, it was commented,

“Some people are trying to paint her as one crazy woman against the war, and she’s not. A lot of people feel like her and want to know what the noble cause is.�?

I have to agree. No, she's not just one crazy protester, she's the ringleader of the crazies.

The commander of the nutball brigade.

And, what's worse is that I'm sure some believe the cornball should run for president or at least senator. Sheehan the nutjob in the White House? KABOOM! There goes life as we know it.

I'm sure this image was intended for that moron, Cindy Sheehan

Her sanity is further questioned after knowing that she had previously spoken with esteem for the president saying,

"I now know he's sincere about wanting freedom for the Iraqis. I know he's sorry and feels some pain for our loss. And I know he's a man of faith."

As that article states, that was before the protesters realised that a defeat in Iraq would favour the Democrats in the next election. Is it all a liberalist plot? Some reports would suggest so, but it is also likely it's simply a bereaved mother's attempt at momentary fame.

Perhaps it's also an attempt to get out of paying taxes, although I doubt that's the real reason because she has stated that she refuses to pay taxes for the year that her son died in order to put the war on trial.

Sheehan, only you would lose that court case.

It is not known what the IRS will do because they won't release personal information, but they do state that

"when individuals and corporations make deliberate decisions to not comply with the law, they face the possibility of a civil audit or criminal investigation which could result in prosecution and possible jail time."

Yes, yes, please, get that ugly mug out of our sight and into a jail cell.

Now, for some Sheehan quotes that I find quite amusing and require a little commentary.

Sheehan has stated,

"If George Bush believes his rhetoric and his bullsh--, that this is a war for freedom and democracy, that he is spreading freedom and democracy, does he think every person he kills makes Iraq more free?"

Ummm... yes, especially when you mean killing the terrorists and enemies of freedom.

She has also been known to say,

"The whole world is damaged. Our humanity is damaged. If he thinks that it's so important for Iraq to have a U.S.-imposed sense of freedom and democracy, then he needs to sign up his two little party-animal girls. They need to go to this war."

Here's the thing, moonbatty Cindy. They are grown individuals. They have the right to decide whether they want to go to war or not. It's not up to their parents or anyone. Same for your son. Whether you wanted him to or not, he chose to go to war (bet you were proud of him at the time weren't you Cindy, huh huh, weren't you?). Besides, if you're so "opposed" to this war, then why are you encouraging the daughters to join? Makes no sense to me other than that you are a moron.

Looking for another quote from moonbatty?

"We want our country back and, if we have to impeach everybody from George Bush down to the person who picks up dog sh-- in Washington, we will impeach all those people."

What?

Moron. That makes absolutely no sense. Does she even know what it means to impeach? The sh*t picker upper? What a fruitloop.

Or how about the time she called the terrorists "freedom fighters"? Now that's just screaming to name her Moron of the week. One commenter questioned satirically, "what's her problem then? Her son was killed by a 'freedom fighter.' She should be proud."

And, she stated that there was no threat on the US by Iraq. Well, I must refer you to MR.BIG's article why this canadian supports US efforts in Iraq for you to hopefully understand reasons for being there.

Sheehan had also lost some of her own supporters when she moronically wrote,

"i am watching cnn and it is 100 percent rita...even though it is a little wind and a little rain...it is bad, but there are other things going on in this country today...and in the world!!!!"

Now, here I must refer you to Crazy Sam 3 comic. What a moron. Jealous of a "windstorm".

Related, she has been quoted saying that the US needs to get the troops "out of occupied New Orleans...".

Uh huh.... What?

Some have taken her showstopping antics lightly, however. One ebay seller tried to auction a "one-of-a-kind" baseball that Cindy had appeared on, but it was taken off the auction list after Ebay claimed it would jeopardise one of their policies.

I don't know, but it looks like a pretty strong likeness to me, authentic or not.

Pat Boone, music icon, has also mocked moonbatty Cindy, stating,

"They still have this crazy notion that by just being peaceful and maybe toking up or something like that – it's like an ostrich with its head in the sand – maybe the danger and the bad guys will go away and leave you alone, which is not gonna happen."

Boone also mentioned that there will be more terrorist attacks unless the US battles them on the terrorist's turf rather than "letting 'em bring it to us on ours".

But, for what it's worth, moron Sheehan has a fair amount of support on her side. I mean, there are a lot of dogs like Cindy... oops, I mean, dogs for Cindy.

Now, we are nearing the end of our tale of moonbattiness, but there is still a lot more out there if you desire to find it. I will leave you with this: moron Sheehan has recently been arrested for her insane protesting again outside the White House.

It is said that she has referred to herself as the Rosa Parks of the anti-war movement.

Ya, she wishes. She wishes she were so important. Sorry to disappoint, but Parks did not come across as a stage-stealing moonbat.

We have only to hope that one day Cindy Sheehan will come to her senses, give up on her search for fame, respect her son's life and death, and realise that he did not die in vain.

Comments

Actually, whether or not Casey was a volunteer or believed what he was fighting for is not what Ms. Sheehan is talking about, and sadly, many people take this talking point to say that Ms. Sheehan is looking for fame, or whatever.

The fact is she is asking a simple question:

1. What is the noble cause that my son died for?

As is turns out, this question can't be answered very satisfactorily, so, instead, accusations are thrown at her for being a "moonbat" among other things.

So, I would pose the same question: Just what noble cause did her son (and many others)die for?

Posted by: rob | November 4, 2005 03:53 AM

Given that the reasons we were presented with kept (and still keep) changing, it's understandable that there's some confusion about the moving target that is the effort to justify the war on Iraq.

Even though we had a preview of every single talking point in PNAC's letter to President Clinton.

Posted by: StealthBadger | November 4, 2005 06:19 AM

Perfect. Sheehan's a trick moron, though: so obvious you don't even think of her...unless, I guess, you're monitoring moonbats.

Posted by: Stray Dog | November 4, 2005 07:03 AM

So, are you saying Clinton -- yeah, that's right, Clinton -- changed US policy regarding Iraq from containment to regime change because of pressure from PNAC? Maybe Sheehan should head on down to Arkansas and strap herself to the fence outside his presidential library, then.

Posted by: Stray Dog | November 4, 2005 07:20 AM

Sam, it's not that it was easy, it's that I've posted that exact pic on my blog more than once. And I hate that woman with the fire of a billion suns too.

Kind of makes her profile stick in your head.

Posted by: moonbat monitor | November 4, 2005 07:29 AM

I'll guess it right next time I will. Oh yes, the title will be mine once again.

Posted by: Difster | November 4, 2005 08:08 AM

So, are you saying Clinton -- yeah, that's right, Clinton -- changed US policy regarding Iraq from containment to regime change because of pressure from PNAC?

I don't what orifice of yours you pulled that... curious interpretation from, but it must have hurt like hell. :D

Posted by: StealthBadger | November 4, 2005 09:45 AM

Stumbled onto this website... "Crazy rants of SB" is a correct statement... your pretty crazy... and obviously stupid...

But hey... I did read your blog! So, you got me!

I'll check back again and see if your lithium kicks in... good luck with that insanity!

Cheers!

Posted by: Matthew | November 4, 2005 09:53 AM

Sheehan is a shameful woman -- crazy and easily led by even crazier people. I suppose you heard she visited Walter Reed to talk to the wounded troops, but only ended up going in the restroom and then leaving. There was no media to watch her and she no doubt knew damn well how those wounded would have responded to her.

Oh, and my bet is Casey did indeed think that this was a noble cause worth dying for. Had he not then he would not have re-enlisted. Frankly, it doesn't matter whether his crazy mommy thinks it was noble or not.

Posted by: TWM | November 4, 2005 10:21 AM

*hugs the screen*

Thank you for voicing an opinion that is not the popular one-- but with facts that make sense.

Posted by: Madame Meow | November 4, 2005 10:35 AM

Matthew, who is more crazy - the crazy person, or the person who reads a crazy person knowingly?

Posted by: MrBig | November 4, 2005 10:44 AM

I don't what orifice of yours you pulled that... curious interpretation from, but it must have hurt like hell.

I was just trying to figure out your point since it was the Clinton Administration, not the Bushies, who made regime change as our official policy.

Lefties like to act like we did a 180 on Iraq after Bush entered the White House, but it was a fairly organic progression from the Clinton policies...ramped up, obviously, by Islamic terror's arrival here on the home shores.

Funny how there were no protests each time Clinton lobbed bombs into Iraq, sometimes killing hundreds.

Anyway, sorry if I was too quick for ya.

Posted by: Stray Dog | November 4, 2005 11:40 AM

I think it's safe to say that the whole world dropped the ball when it came to Hussein and WMD's. Everyone thought he had stockpiles.

Politicizing this issue is pretty d*** low, no matter who does it.

Posted by: moonbat monitor | November 4, 2005 12:11 PM

Who is more crazy - the crazy person, or the person who reads a crazy person knowingly?

I will answer this inane question with a silly quote from a guy that is dead -

"The mark of an educated mind is to entertain an idea without accepting it." -Aristotle

ergo the crazy person is more crazy... or is it??

BTW - I really like all the clinton refs in the responses... it's like he is still President.. shudder!!!! Parents hide your interns!! :)

Posted by: Matthew | November 4, 2005 12:11 PM

Um, can we at least get a HOT moron soon instead of the scary monsters that you keep picking?

Posted by: Jeff | November 4, 2005 12:38 PM

I don't know who can be credited with this quote, but they may be dead also-

"Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one."

Posted by: Diane | November 4, 2005 01:43 PM

whatever matthew.

go back to your protest and leave all of us crazies to ourselves.

- just a question, why do lefty protestors smell so bad? Figured you could answer that for me.

Posted by: moonbat monitor | November 4, 2005 01:59 PM

Thanks for the reply Diane... I was wondering how long it would be until the insults started flying... you crazies are always good for an insult.

Protest? What are you talking about...
Oh yes.. You made an assumption that I am a lefty... well, you will be happy to know that I am registered Republican and voted for W the first time around, but not the second... He got a little too free with the Federal funding and Jesus speak for my taste. I am an old style republican, not a Christian Neo-conservative. I didn't vote for Mr. Johnny Blueblood either!

To answer your question...

The reason lefty protestors smell bad? I am pretty sure it is not just lefties, but I really have no idea. I have never protested anything... except a Ben Affleck movie... worst acting EVER!

Don't worry about replying... I have to go catch my plane and probably won’t find this blog again.

Thanks to you all for keeping me entertained!
Cheers,
Matt

Posted by: Matthew | November 4, 2005 02:28 PM

That was not a reply it was a statement. This is a reply. To insult you I would of had to name you directly, such as, Matthew, you're an asshole with a stupid opinion. I don't happen to be crazy either, and have the certificate to prove it.

Posted by: Diane | November 4, 2005 02:45 PM

Lol, Diane. Pure genius.

Posted by: Sam | November 4, 2005 02:50 PM

lol

sure.

And I'm a card carrying member of the aclu.

Posted by: moonbat monitor | November 4, 2005 03:39 PM

Interesting that most of the comments are about previous comments, rather than the posting. Ah, well . . .
In any case, half of the problem with Cindy is the publicity that people like you give her. Every post means another blip on the search engines, and another 15 minutes for her.
Let it go. The Bush years have already been dominated far too much by trivia. This country has much work to do defending itself from terrorists, Avian flu, hurricanes, economic downturns, and foreign involvements.
Blogs should concentrate on Bush's victories, not CindyCindyCindyCindyCindy.

Posted by: The Small Town Hick | November 4, 2005 03:43 PM

Moonbat Monitor - foreshame to even joke about that, lol.

The Small Town Hick - couldn't agree more on celebrating Bush's victories, as most know he's working his butt off amidst moonbat idiocy. However, I need a moron of the week, and Bush certainly doesn't belong there, so what am I to do? Sheehan was most fitting.

Posted by: Sam | November 4, 2005 05:36 PM

1. What is the noble cause my son died for?

Casey Sheehan died for several things:
a) to bring down a known enemy of the United States, a supporter of terrorism, a man clearly ready to ramp up his WMD's if he did not have any.
b) to bring to a people long suffering under tyranny's bootheel a chance at self-government
c) to engage and destroy such Islamo-fascists as took the bait of American troops in the heart of the Middle East.

By any objective account, this cause is moving forward. Please point out the parts you hold to be ignoble.

Posted by: Andrew | November 8, 2005 06:37 AM