Panty-Gate ?
No, Bill Clinton is not in the news again... Well, I guess Reuters sure got the scoop on this story. I just wonder how many that bought and ate this product will sue for damages. I can see it now, a commission panty-gate style inquiry into the safety of beef if the elected officials get a hold of this one.
First, I question why anyone would create meat edible underwear but I guess whatever floats their boat. Besides, who can disrespect anyone whom takes the time to enjoy a good steak while enjoying a little boing-boing?
One has to wonder how often they test panties for E. coli bacteria and what kind of pencil pushing bureaucrats they assign to that job. I can’t imagine putting that one on my resume:
2001-2003 E. coli Panty White-Coat Tester
Responsibilities included hanky-panky panty testing for dangerous levels of bacteria and the monitoring of camel-toes in the production line.
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Comments
LOL! You need to warn me before I take a sip of my coffee...
Posted by: Wonder Woman | November 3, 2005 10:07 AM
That be funny. Good catch. Victoria's missing a couple of truckloads of product maybe?
Posted by: Ray | November 3, 2005 02:04 PM
Lol, I just clicked on your mini-picture link and it's still there. Please. Please. Please don't anyone contact them. This could be a cult classic in a few short years.
Posted by: Ray | November 3, 2005 02:06 PM