The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Holly's Fight for Justice posted this comment in the Intro to Moron Of The Week #7, which I find worthy of a public response:

"I find the Moron of the Week so unique! How do you decide who to use that week?"

First of all, Holly, thanks. It's rather time consuming, so I'm glad people are getting enjoyment out of it.

As to how I decide which of the bazillion morons to use, I have a roulette wheel with pictures of various moronic politicians, journalists, celebs, moonbats, etc. that I update monthly. I spin the wheel each week to decide who will be the winner of that honourable title.

But, sometimes the wheel gets jammed and I have to resort to...

1) a large dart board with pictures of the morons, and I take a toss

2) I've hired a crack pop team of highly dedicated investigative reporters at a huge expense

3) I browse the web or watch tv in my PJs (if you're lucky) looking for the most moronic person I can find recently in the news and then bring that to your consideration.