The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

No - you are not looking at the new moron of the week. You are looking at a new advertisement from Bell Canada. Obviously one of their advertising employees is a fan of Samantha Burns.com.

So which one of you is responsible for this? Huh? Come on now, admit it! Don’t make me sick my ambulance-chasing bribe-friendly lawyers on you! Sam comes up with a great idea and it gets poached by the big guys whom think they can push us little bloggers around. Well, I won’t stand for it! Sam won’t stand for it! Will YOU stand for it?

You can click on the image to see the full insulting advertisement.

Here is an open letter to Bell Canada:

We, the undersigned, possibly stoned and/or drunk, do hereby collectively ask that you remove your offensive and oppressive advertisement found on various sites around the net containing an exploited grey man with a large question mark on his stomach, possibly related to The Riddler.

Not only have you swiped the idea from Samantha Burns.com, but you have done so with a person who resembles Alfalfa or possibly Forest Gump. Your ad asks the question if I am a chic or a geek. In case you didn’t notice in 2005, calling a broad a "chic" is not very politically correct. Further, I find the characterization of "geek" to the only remaining sex as blatantly malicious.

I hereby ask that you remove the offending ad, or give all the readers of this blog a free beer... or perhaps lots of beer so we will be too drunk to be offended anymore.

We await your response with diligence.

The Undersigned