The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Apparently, there is a new soda pop on the market called Sodasgusting, and it lives up to its name.

The Sodasgusting pop comes in three flavours including Swamp Juice, Toxic Slime, and Dog Drool. Mmmm... yum.

Avery, the company who created the new flavours, says they did it with the help of some 10 year old children. The story goes,

At the end of the tour of the old-fashioned soda factory, kids get the chance to use six more traditional soda flavors - strawberry, lemon, pineapple, orange, blue raspberry and kiwi - to create their own carbonated concoctions.

When one small visitor mixed all six flavors together, it produced an inky-green drink that an adult in the group suggested should be called Swamp Juice.

From then, Avery decided to launch the new flavour with a few others after they asked for the aid of some more 9 and 10 year olds.

The children came up with many ideas; however, many of them had to be withdrawn from the list of options:

"Nine- and 10-year-olds go to bathroom humor pretty quick, so 90 percent of the names we couldn't use because they dealt with some kind of poo," Metz said.

So, since they couldn't list the options, I thought I'd share a few.

Tasty Tinkle
Diarrhea Drippings
Stool Slurp
Sewer Water
Barf Booze
Turd Thirst
Refreshing Regurgitation
Piddle Potion
Swill Swallow

Reflecting on this article, I realised I was equating my life to that of a 10 year old. The reason being is that my blog shares its fair amount of potty humour with the readers, and this article claims that potty humour is the focus for many of the 10 year olds they interviewed. Hence, Sam has the mind of a 10 year old, lol.

But don't laugh, what does this say about the people reading my blog, especially those who are enjoying it, huh?

All I have to say is d*mn proud of it.