The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsVirtual Boyfriend
Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? And if you already have one, would you like a better one?
Boyfriends are going for 99 cents for a deluxe model or free if you're a cheap son-of-a....
You can create as many as you want for your friends, which means, that in the virtual world, you can become polyandrous and have open affairs.
How does Build-a-Boyfriend work?
First you choose a free boyfriend or the deluxe model, which costs you under a buck, but can be entered into a Boyfriend Contest. But, you must remember, once you've created your boyfriend, you cannot alter him in any way.
Sounds too much like real life, in my opinion. You can never change them to the way you like them, lol. Of course, the same could be said of us women; and yes, there is a virtual girlfriend out there for the guys. Just check to the right under Classic Sam, or go to build-a-boyfriend and switch it to build-a-girlfriend (although, I couldn't get it to work).
If you are lazy in love, then you can always get yourself a pre-built boyfriend who's been "broken up with" and he can be purchased for a fraction of the original price. I suppose this means you get to pay for someone else's leftovers, and that your new mate will come to you carrying some extra baggage.
Yup, that sounds realistic too.
I guess the best part of it is that you can break up with your boyfriend. So, even when it's a fake relationship, you can be an evil, manipulative bitch and dump his sorry a$$.
Welcome to the wonderful world of dating, lol.
I decide to get myself a boyfriend, here he is...
Jimbo
Age: 29 Girlfriend: Sam
Description
I like long walks on the beach, snorkling, and pooty-tang. Will you be mine, you sexy momma, you?
What a gorgeous catch, eh?
Comments
I would have to disagree with you on the fact that you can't change your boyfriend. Because you women do, then you dump him complaining that he's not the man he used to be. No F$%k!ng Sh!t! Fickle Flakes, it's not just a breakfast cereal.
Posted by: Jeff | November 21, 2005 10:39 AM
Grape Nuts comes to mind.
Posted by: Diane | November 21, 2005 11:54 AM
Your BF looks a little deformed or retarded, Sam! Can't figure out which.
Posted by: mel | November 21, 2005 12:54 PM
like 'em bald, do you?
Posted by: lesley | November 21, 2005 02:13 PM
mel - I ask for the one most compatible to me, and look what I get, lol. Deformotard!
Posted by: Sam | November 21, 2005 02:27 PM
Damn it Sam, there's is build a girlfriend too!
My luck I get some aliens.
Posted by: Holly | November 21, 2005 08:10 PM
Isn't Mr Big your boyfriend?
Posted by: peemil | November 22, 2005 12:30 AM
Aw geesh Peemil, no, he's my boss as I nanny his kids.
Or, in the words of Homer Simpson, yech, bleck, eeeewww... I'll take the crab juice.
Posted by: Sam | November 22, 2005 12:43 AM
Hmm... it's obviously Snorkling Day around the Burns household.
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November 22, 2005 03:03 PM
i need a someone thats why i'm on this site
Posted by: michelle motnes | September 6, 2006 06:53 PM
listen do they even talk and i wish they were free
Posted by: hi | November 17, 2006 01:45 PM
its cool
Posted by: rosie | December 1, 2006 05:17 AM
loads of style
Posted by: natalie | December 26, 2006 05:23 AM