The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Homer J(ay) Simpson from The Simpsons has been named man of the decade by Britain's Men's Health magazine.

Homer received the prestigious title for being a philosopher.

Some famous Homer quotes and philosophies:

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel."

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Homer no function beer well without."

"If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement."

"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."

"The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication."

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

I wonder what they are going to put as the name on Homer's trophy. Will it be Max Power, Homey, Homina, Home-boy, Colonel Homer, Dancin' Homer, Mr. Plow, Mr. Sparkle, Hungry, Hungry Homer, the Brick Hit House, the Southern Dandy, Bottomless Pete, Nature's Cruelest Mistake, or Mr. X?

If you want all the info you can think of on The Simpsons, check out this. I think whoever wrote that description of The Simpsons has more time on their hands than even me.