The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsWould You Like To Be Cumming?
Well, you may not get to be, but at least you can smell like him.
I know I've mentioned Alan Cumming's fragrance before, but The Moronosphere brings us a link to Cumming's fragrance advertisement that is beyond hilarious.
The Moronosphere also sends us to a link proving that Cumming is being sold for, uh huh, you guessed it, $69 a bottle.
Further, at the advertisement site, you can read how the lotion is called, "Cumming all over", "Cumming Clean" body cleanser, etc.
I love that man. Freakin' funny and Scottish to boot.
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bizarrely I also know someone that has the same name and is also scottish, it is weird?
would worry about putting anything on body that was advertised as cumming all over, some people may find other ways of doing that
Posted by: Alan Kennedy | November 26, 2005 01:33 PM
My son's in here on one of the other computer's playing One Must Fall, and as I was watching that commercial he says, WHAT are you watching? LMAO
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November 26, 2005 01:45 PM
Sam, let me be the first to rub cumming all over your body.
Posted by: Karl Elvis | November 26, 2005 06:50 PM
Karl Elvis - just name the time and place, lol. I wonder what it smells like, and no comments on flavour, lol.
Posted by: Sam | November 29, 2005 06:31 AM