The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsZany Questions
I am asking you to send me your most zany, bizarre, or messed up questions you can think of (keep it rated "g", or at least not x-rated), and I will pick a few from time to time and give you my responses.
Here are some example questions to get the ball rolling:
If you were a monkey, what sort of monkey would you be?
Would you ever eat a slug?
Although they say she died of age in 1987, what do you think happened to the Wendy's "where's my beef" lady?
Come up with anything you'd like to ask me, anything hypothetical just for sh*ts and giggles, or anything serious. I may not be able to answer them all, depending on how many I get, but I'll give it my best.
Comments
Do you think my linking to you may one day cost me a job in evangelical circles?
If so, what do you imagine is the best way to market that to my advantage? :)
Posted by: ben | November 21, 2005 04:20 PM
What would you do with your time if you had only 2 weeks left to live?
Posted by: Difster | November 21, 2005 05:06 PM
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Posted by: the mad hare | November 21, 2005 05:18 PM
Shall I part my hair behind?
Do I dare to eat a peach?
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November 21, 2005 05:43 PM
What light from yonder window breaks?
Posted by: Pete Blackwell | November 21, 2005 06:59 PM
bwahhahaha "Where's MY beef?" bwahhhaaa!!
Seriously, if you could make one person disappear, who would it be?
Posted by: von | November 21, 2005 09:25 PM
If it was proven to you that eating dried snot from your nose was good for your body, would you?
Posted by: skegatz | November 21, 2005 09:56 PM
What is the sound of one lap snorkeling?
Posted by: Dave D | November 22, 2005 06:56 AM
Why does bubble gum not float?
Posted by: Jerry S. | November 22, 2005 10:17 AM
Who are you determined not to link to, no matter what the provocation?
What have you done (and enjoyed) that you once swore you'd never do?
What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
enjoy,
Daniel in Brookline
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November 22, 2005 12:45 PM
If a mirror reverses left and right, how come it doesn't reverse up and down?
Posted by: Jim O'Sullivan | November 22, 2005 01:29 PM
You people are pure evil, and pure geniuses, lol. Those are some good questions I have to work with. I knew I could count on you, and I hope my answers can live up to your expectations.
I'm not responding to them all at once, but will be spreading them out over time, it make take some time for some people's to show up, but I'm sure to have some good answers for you by then.
Thanks for the questions, Sam
PS - if anyone reading this still wants to contribute, go ahead, I'm still taking questions.
Posted by: Sam | November 22, 2005 01:56 PM
would you chew on razor blades or chug battery acid?
Posted by: moonbat monitor | November 22, 2005 03:32 PM
Why are manhole covers circles?
Why do women wear one bra and a pair of panties (well... some women LOL)
What would you be doing if not answering these silly questions?
Posted by: John P. Hoke | November 23, 2005 10:16 AM
Do you believe in magic?
Posted by: Sue | November 24, 2005 10:47 AM
If you accidentally swallow paint, why can't you fix it by following up with paint remover?
(I kind of need that answer in a hurry if you don't mind.)
Posted by: Mister Snitch! | November 25, 2005 07:45 AM