The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Avery Ant's back at it again. First, running for Prime Minister in the Canadian elections some time ago; second, running for President of the US; then, running for pope (slogan: "He's Pope-A-Licious!") - all without success.

Yup, squished like a bug.

But, rather than burning up about it like an ant under a magnifying glass in the hot sun, Avery Ant has come up fighting and is running for the PM position in Canada again.

And, this time around he's got a good chance, if you ask me.

Who is this Avery Ant, you ask?

Oh, you didn't ask.

Well, I'll tell you anyhow. Avery Ant has a list of favourites that you can read to learn more about this little bugger. And, hey, I may just vote for the guy since his favourite song is the "Fight Music" from the original Star Trek movies and his favourite drinking buddy is Hank Hill - "I tell you what".

So, here's the election platform he's standing on in terms of education, military spending, environment, etc.

I wonder... if he wins the 2006 Canadian election, will he still run for president of the US in 2008?