The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsCheesy College Course
Be A Better Male 101
Day 1: The 3 T's
Toilet Paper
It may grow on trees, but only you can replace the roll in the bathroom.
Group discussion and role play
Toothpaste
Tonight you will learn the crusty truth of why the cap must be put on the tube after use.
Practising with the tube
Trimming The Lawn
Will the grass disintegrate on its own?
Lawn Mowing Simulation Demonstration
DAY 2: Laundry
Underwear
Learn that it's more hygienic to buy more than 1 pair of underwear and to wear a new pair daily.
Class field trip to the mall
Washer
If it sits in the washer long enough will it magically transfer itself to the dryer?
Panel debate
Folding
Learn to fold in 3 easy steps
Hands-on experience
Bonus lesson:
Real Men Bring Them Flowers
Real life testimonials of men who didn't die as a result.
PS - Got this idea from Holly's Fight For Justice, thanks Holly.
Comments
I'd love to take these classes but they conflict with ones I already have on the schedule:
Advanced Watching Sportscenter 101
This week's discussion topic: What's up with Stuart Scott's eye?
Interior Design 101:
Room designs that incorporate both your sports memorabilia and Star Wars action figure collection.
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December 9, 2005 10:51 AM
Hold on, hold on, hold on... now, I can personally testify to the fact that I once bought a woman flowers and then I did, in fact, die on the spot. Not a quick and painless death either. It was one of those drawn out affairs with the death throes and wide varieties of sputum and what not.
Posted by: Maine | December 9, 2005 11:57 AM
I hope they have turning right side out first as one of the hands on lessons in folding.
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December 9, 2005 05:24 PM
LAUGHING SO HARD, YOUR AMAZING AT HUMOUR SAM I LOVE IT!! THANKS SAM FOR THE MEMORIES!
Posted by: Holly | December 9, 2005 06:34 PM
Love it!
Posted by: Leesa | December 10, 2005 06:05 AM