The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsI'm Proud To Be A WomAn! Revisited
For those who didn't know my blog, back in the "I'm an anonymous micro-somethingorother" days, this was a peculiar interaction I had with some wackjob of a moonbat. I have since been placed on the person's blacklist as the only female of 15 sites to avoid.
Enjoy!
It's so sad, I think I'm going to cry. I got this in my email the other day, and... and... I must be PMSing or something with all these flowing tears, but here is the depressing message left in my inbox:
Samanta or may I call you Sam?You are a sister, which means you have been oppressed like me. As a victim you should be a liberal--but you're not!
If you don't change your ways away from evil conservatism, I will be forced to add you to my Black List. This will be the first time that I've ever done that to a fellow womyn. Your traffic will drop as Liberals will know not to come to your site.
Check out the Black List
Don't you want to come over to the good (liberal) side? As a womyn you are sooooo welcome.
This is your warning!
True Blue
Leave your answer on your blog. I will be checking.
This message came to me from somestupidumbassiteDOTcom. Gotta love that stupid ultra-feminist crapola; boo hoo, blacklisted from some pathetic nobody. Yes, you guessed it, I hope she's reading this. Funny thing is I'm not sure if it is sarcastic or not because everything on the site is so unbelievably stupid that it's hard to fathom anyone truly believing that crap.
You know, at one point, by some unknown blogger, I was labelled as a link whore and Selfishly Asleep was labelled as a victim, both of which were later to be determined as untrue; Selfishly Asleep is too cool to be a victim, IMHO. But, this True Blue person truly appears to be a link whore as almost every article on the site practically begs you to link her from your own blogsite.
Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, yes True Blue, I'll go over to the darkside [liberal], but will continue to write article after article about conservative-type things and continue to think non-liberalist thoughts. Thanks, actually, you have helped push me closer to becoming ultra-conservative, or however you want to label it, and I'll state things like womyn should stay at home and raise 12 babies, cook, clean, and that's all they should do. Womyn have no role in society other than to please their man... errr, I mean myn.
Yes, and MR.BIG is such a chauvenistic, oppressive male that he demanded to read this article before I published it because my word isn't good enough on its own - what with being a submissive female and all. And me, being inferior, I let him, oops... I mean, yielded to his will in reading it first.
Oh by the way, True Blue, just for your information, it was a conservative politician who enabled women the right to vote here.
Funniest things about the site (which I'm not publicising as result of not wanting to support this moonbat's traffic) are the comments that conservatives have left on her site. For example, one writes after reading a list of all the liberal moonbats like Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, and Michael Moore (note, True Blue, that I have only listed myn, or men),
Okay, you have just about every moonbat out there. Thanks for putting it in one place so I know where to puke. Oh yeah, don't forget to add yourself to the list you freak!
That's one, then this is someone else after,
I wish you were all in the same room too, then one shell could take you all out.
I began writing this article about how terribly saddened I was that I will be blacklisted by this moonbat. Actually, that's not really why I shed tears.
What saddens me the most, *sniffle*, is that my name was misspelled, Samanta.
PS- I added a category called Moonbat Mail, hopefully I won't receive too many, but I named this category as a a friendly tap to Moonbat Monitor.
Comments
Damn you MR.BIG for trying to keep the womyn down! Thanks for letting Samanta out of the kitchen long enough to post, though.
Posted by: Windigo | December 31, 2005 12:50 AM
That's a parody site. Very good, too, just not active enough. The funniest part about it are all the commenting ranters who think it's serious.
Posted by: AlanDP | December 31, 2005 03:27 AM
Joke:
Q: How many womyn does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
Zealots of any sort are distinguished by their inability to see opposed points of view, and by their complete lack of a sense of humor. Feminist zealots, particularly of the gender-war variety, fit this pattern well. If you keep your detectors well tuned for these symptoms, you'll avoid most of the unpleasant encounters of life. Oh, and carry a gun, too.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto | December 31, 2005 03:41 AM
So liberals are members of the "dark side?" What does that make conservatives who think Bush is an idiot? Sand people?
Posted by: Lugosii | December 31, 2005 04:38 AM
yeah, I was thinking, "I've seen this somewhere before..." took me a while to figure out you're doing a "Best Of"
oddly enough, I don't miss True Blue at all...
Posted by: MacStansbury | December 31, 2005 07:37 AM
Sam,
I must say.....if you were really submitting to Mr. Big's authority over you as a man, you'd have let him feel you up while he was reading and approving your writing.
It's your natural role as an ultra-conservative woman, after all.
Posted by: David Earney | December 31, 2005 12:20 PM
I hope I have time to write what I wanted to say before my husband comes back from the store and finds me on the computer instead of in the kitchen. I'll give it a shot. No damn, I just heard him pull in the driveway. Maybe later!
Posted by: Diane | December 31, 2005 12:35 PM
Are there actual people who seriously spell women as womyn? That's about the definition of a moonbat right, someone who spells women as womyn?
Posted by: Saskboy | December 31, 2005 05:44 PM
Saskboy, I once knew a woman whose last name was Chapman. Some time after I first knew her, she began spelling her name "Chapmyn." No kidding.
Posted by: AlanDP | December 31, 2005 08:10 PM
Sam, Diane: you guys crack me up.
Poor lil submissives. *LOL*
Hey, Sam, ya get any more of this kind, please send them my way, wouldja? I just looooove spanking trolls. Fun, fun, fun (and my daddys not taking the T-Bird away, either).
Oh, and Sam, the only thing I find disappointing about your site is that you tend too often (as do most others on my blogroll, damnit!) to invalidate my perception of people being 99.999999999% too stupid to pour pi$$ from a boot.
*sigh* Yeh, yeh: I know it's only about 78.329% of folks who are that stupid. 83.483% of them habituees of Demoncrappic underpants (and similar moonbat caves) and the rest either in Congress or employed by the federal government to do stupid and incomprehensibly assinine and cruel things to citizens.
(See? When you make up detailed percentages, folks in the stupid camp actually think you have real numbers to back them up. remember that. It'll be on The Test. :-)
Posted by: David | January 1, 2006 09:57 AM
This is the year I will help make clear that "liberal" and "left" are not the same thing. I am inspired by Dean's World to help expunge this unfortunate association, as propagated by the UNliberal (and UNprogressive) left.
This post counts as a start.
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January 1, 2006 11:08 PM
What saddens me the most, *sniffle*, is that my name was misspelled, Samanta.
HAHA. My wife's name is Samantha and it's AMAZING the number of places people have misspelled her name as "Samatha" or "Samanta." Eerie.
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