The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsLike A Mouse Being Led To Cheese
A really dumb woman has been charged with attempting to hire a hitman to rob and kill 4 men.
The woman had hired the hitman, who turned out to be an undercover cop, after she had seen what looked like a block of cocaine in a home about a week earlier.
The block of cocaine turned out to be queso fresco cheese.
Yes, that's right, white cheese.
Before learning the truth, the woman had told the "hitman" that they would have to kill any children who might be old enough to testify against her.
As the article states, imagine losing your life over cheese.
At least the idiot's bail was set high enough that she's not likely to get out or anything. It's set at $1 million.
Fool.
Who frickin' mistakes cheese for cocaine? Who?
Imagine trying to sell that, lol.
Hey... pssstt, hey buddy. You like the white stuff? I've got some real fresh stuff here, you interested? You're not a narc, are you? Cheese patrol?I guess we should just be glad that the dimbulb spoke with the wrong "hitman".
Comments
Actually, really fresh queso fresco, cut with high-quality baby laxative, is ten times better than China White and a damn sight cheaper.
Try it sometime.
Posted by: Dave D | December 15, 2005 05:09 AM
This is about as fun as memphis gets...
Posted by: von | December 15, 2005 10:33 AM
wonder if she meant to make quesadillas? mmm, and i bet they would have been good, too.
Posted by: lesley | December 15, 2005 06:03 PM
Lucy in the Sky with Gouda!
Posted by: Night Writer | December 15, 2005 06:42 PM