The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsManhole = Man's Hole
Remember that proposal I had for you all, asking if anyone had a good/weird question to ask me. Well, here is one of the questions and my response.
"Why are manhole covers circles?"
My response: Manhole covers reflect society's view towards gender and sexuality. Throughout history, who primarily worked in the field of sewer maintenance? Men, and only men can thrust themselves into holes. Yes, the manhole cover represents the female anatomy, but it also reflects the other male hole, not the one in their penis, but in their butt.
Therefore: sewer = shit and manhole = man's hole.
(sorry you asked me now?)
I will respond to john p. hoke's asylum's other two questions at a future time, plus get to the many other great questions I was asked.
Comments
I'm sorry I have to post this comment, on a topic that has nothing to do with my comment, but I just wanted to say thanks for including me on your random blogroll.
It's much appreciated. I discovered that you listed me here by a tracking report and I have to say that I'll be stopping back by here in the days to come, and I'll try to get to know you through your archives.
Thanks again
Dave
Posted by: David Robison | December 2, 2005 05:46 PM
Funny stuff. But, of course you know that manhole covers are circular so that they do not fall into the sewer. Men's holes are dirty enough as it is.
Posted by: 80 | December 2, 2005 10:13 PM