The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Peace of my mind did it! First person to EVER maintain the moron title for more than two weeks. That is to say Peace of my mind is not the moron, but she guessed Moron #10 correctly and nobody has guessed correctly since then; therefore, Peace of my mind maintains the throne.

I think no one got this moron correct because it was too obvious. I mean this is the moron of all morons, and they say that things that are simple are always the hardest.

Yes, Anna Nicole Smith is the moron of the week. She's a little bit slimy, a little bit sneaky, a little slutty, and a whole lot stupid.

She began as a nobody working in a fried chicken restaurant and as a stripper when she hooked up with billionaire J. Howard Marshall. It seems one of her first goals as a gold digger was to use Marshall's money for "cosmetic surgery to increase her breast size". This enabled her to acquire more money working for Playboy. And, I'm sure his monetary influence didn't help get her in, did it? Especially since she's known to be the biggest (tallest, heaviest, and biggest measurements) Playmate of the Year.

And, moron Anna (born Vickie Lynn Hogan) seems quite clearly to have been in the relationship with a man over 60 years older than her merely for the money considering she had other boyfriends while she was married to him, and she never lived with him.

After Marshall died a year later, Anna tried to take half his fortune even though she was not included in his will. After a series of court cases, fights with her stepson, and monetary awards and relinquishments, Anna has ended up in the U.S. Supreme Court. But, it doesn't look good for her considering her relations sent in a pictures showing her looking miserable on her honeymoon with the oil tycoon.

Anna looking miserable, though, that's nothing new.

But, Anna has displayed boobery in more than just Playboy and in the courts. She also had a reality series called the Anna Nicole Show in which she displayed her daily stupidity in the form of human cruelty, throwing tantrums, and in the completely moronic things she said routinely.

In the show, Anna does what she's good at: absolutely nothing. She contributes nothing to society, but being an example of how one can stuff their faces considerably and in how to completely ignore one's own child. I'm surprised she even has the energy or knowledge to open a refridgerator door.

Between her and a monkey, I'd place my money on the monkey to win in any intelligence competition.

As for her son, it is said that

"her son dropped out of school in order to escape the taunts and teasing of the other kids. It is obvious that this show has created a very negative impact on this kid’s life. And what does the loving mother do? Sign on for another season."

"He's seen everything -- even my videos."